The "I'm Awesome" Thread

[Atheist.]

I'm awesome because I jumped off a bridge onto a train to avoid being mugged last night.

 

[LITE992]

I am awesome because I play the flute and am good friends with girls.

OT: I'm also an awesome team player.

 

[thejackyl]

I'm amazing! Did you know I invented the cotton gin because I needed a more efficient way to deseed my cotton bales? And get this, I've never owned a watch!

as for a REAL achievement...
Um...
Um...

**Runs away

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I'm awesome because I'm a great cartoonist (Though not as great as others).

My proof for this? I've gotten 10th place twice on Newgrounds (Yes, that is the lowest place to win, but it's better then no place). If you wanna see them, PM me, otherwise I feel like I'd be advertising.

 

[Innegativeion]

I'm awesome because I'm told often I'm very skilled at drawing.

 

[Laser Priest]

I'm a Necromancer.

This is self-explanatory.

 

[Amphoteric]

It seems like everyone and their mums has a black belt nowadays...

I'm awesome because I have crippling modesty.

 

[Jim From Accounting]

Im An ACCOUNTANT FUCK YOU

 

[ferretsroq]

I'm awesome because I placed in the top 20 for Matrices/Vectors and Complex Numbers in Florida; not THAT impressive, but now I have giant trophies. And that is all that matters <3

 

[Volkov]

I'm awesome because I design nuclear reactors and analyze their performance in accident scenarios, using supercomputers.

Also ask your sister why.

 

[dashiz94]

I'm awesome because I'm going to be the next god damned President.

 

[agnosticOCD]

I'm awesome. I just am. If I ever feel the need to have to justify it, then that just cancels out the fact that I was awesome in the first place. I'm just awesome. Deal with it.

 

[TheLiham]

I am awesome 'cause my I.Q is 143, i thought up a bit of astrophisyics when i was 6 AND F.I.G.J.A.M

Dude, our names are epically similar.

OT: I'm awesome because I'm in a band who sucks ass but is still a band

 

[Humble Grapefruit]

I'm awesome because when I was a small child, I realized I had the potential to move things with my mind. Not everything, though. Just certain things. So far I can move a pencil, 36 cents, a toy car, dryer lint, and a glacier.

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

I'm awesome because I made a thread with 7 pages in around one day to help spread my egomania to others. Also it seems a lot of people on here are black belts...

 

[FURY_007]

I'm awesome because I'm a sponge, I absorb knowledge LIKE A BOSS, and that's very useful when it comes to history.

I can bullseye with my British Lee-Enfield rifle from 100 yards with relative ease, but I haven't found a range farther than that to test out my abilities.

I am absolutely obsessed with guns, even though it seems weird to most people, I love guns because they are so interesting from a mechanical, historical and political point of view.

That being said cause I can identify almost any gun on sight, including make, model, and probably date of manufacture

Also, beat metal slug 3 on less than 10 credits

Also my avatar

 

[CleverCover]

I'm awesome because I'm a great listener...and I actually enjoy helping out.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

I'm awesome because... SHIT, I KNEW THIS!.... I can get a UAV in Call of Duty. That's right. Gloating time.

 

[LuckyClover95]

I'm awesome because I can hold my own in basketball despite having cerebral palsy on the right side of my body.

I'M NOT ALONE! I have Cerebal Palsy affecting my LEFT side!

OT: Well, letsee, I have Cerebal Palsy, never really finish what I start, only ever experienced internet relationships, have a cripplingly low self esteem, and broke up with my gf because I had changed too much and she was the kind of person to easily fall for others...

...But I'm awesome because I'm willing to listen to people and help them with their problems, I'll try and overcome my disability (with a little help I can play pool, albeit shoddily). I'm awesome because I love my GF with all my heart and got back with her after 4 months of being apart despite everything that's happened. I'm awesome because I don't hold grudges, and I'm awesome because I can love a really crappily made games (Damnation has given me some great laughs). I'm a furry, I don't really add much to the community apart from some writing and due to distance constraints, I've only ever attended one convention.

...and I'm awesome because I'm honest.

You probably should have quoted the guy that originally said that, not me quoting it But well don e to you too.