The Improvement Game.

[Yuno Gasai]

Eat it slowly to savor the flavor.

How do you improve hugs?

 

[kailus13]

With augmentation.

How do you improve kittens?

 

[staika]

By canceling it!

how do you improve narwhals?

 

[Teoes]

Give them sharpened steel claws, reverse scuba tanks and a lust for blood.

How do you improve our changes against such monsters?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Get better in your gun skills.

How do you improve waiting for new releases of games you like?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Occupy yourself with constructing a functioning, fuel-efficient time-machine.

How do you improve the mutations received from extended time in a nuclear-power device that traverses both space and time?
[small]Seriously, I think I might need to see a doctor if I don't fix them soon...[/small]

 

[kailus13]

With bio-engineering.

How do you improve monkey butlers?

 

[Teoes]

With roller skates.

How do you improve garlic?

 

[Hemlock]

By making it more pungent, tasty and flavorful
How do you improve Electronic Arts?

 

[Teoes]

Purge them with fire and salt..

How do you improve Valve?

 

[dalek sec]

Just speed them up a little... and make sure they can count to three.

How do you improve Capcom?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Pit it against Marvel.

How do you improve Nacho Cheese Doritos?

 

[Teoes]

Dip them in salsa and/or guacamole and/or garlic dip.

How do you improve Lindt chocolate?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Fill them with silky, smooth peanut butter.

How do you improve a four-slice toaster?

 

[Hemlock]

By adding 4 more slots.
How do you improve piracy?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Make it actually involve naval battles and sword fighting.

How do you improve Cadbury Creme Eggs?

 

[Porygon-2000]

Make them thrice as big!

How do you improve religion and politics at the dinner table?