The Improvement Game.

[dalek sec]

By making it so you win real cash!

How do you improve money?

 

[Porygon-2000]

By giving it all to me.

How do you improve economics?

 

[kailus13]

With moar posts!

How do you improve kittens?

 

[Teoes]

With moar kittens and a ball of string!

How do you improve a long weekend of good weather?

 

[kailus13]

With barbeques!

How do you improve puppies?

 

[MrCollins]

With barbeques!

How do you improve revision?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

By perfecting it.

How do you improve fire?

 

[MrCollins]

By adding petrol.

How do you improve pens?

 

[kailus13]

Replace the ink with blood.

How do you improve narwhals?

 

[Headsprouter]

ALL the colours!

EDIT: Narwhals can only be improved via a machine gun on their face rather than a horn.

How do you improve recycling?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Recycle corpses

How do you improve blood?

 

[kailus13]

With nanomachones.

How do you improve midi-chlorians?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

By removing them entirely.

How do you improve death?

 

[kailus13]

With a sharper scythe.

How do you improve Digimon?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

With magnets.

How do you improve prescription painkillers?

 

[Headsprouter]

Remove the prescription part and lol at the overdosing noobs!

How do you improve bowties?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make them neon orange.

How do you improve power poles?

 

[kailus13]

With MOAR POWER!!!!11!!

How do you improve Sunny D?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

By freezing it solid.

How do you improve English Candy?

 

[Hemlock]

By compacting more English people into the candy.
How do you improve television?