The Improvement Game.

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Porygon-2000

I have a green hat! Why?!
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By putting mustard and tomato sauce on it. And cheese.

EDIT: How do you improve forgetting to ask a new question?
 

Teoes

Poof, poof, sparkles!
Jun 1, 2010
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By wrapping tinsel around them. Trust me.

How do you improve accordions?
 

Teoes

Poof, poof, sparkles!
Jun 1, 2010
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With a 5th 'e' badge of course, or some sort of manic badge like a Wooldoor Sockbat, or a badge of something that looks like little pills.

How do you improve garlicky roast chicken?
 

Fractral

Tentacle God
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Get rid of the garlic. I hate that stuff. It's like little green bits of puke.

How would you improve the solar system?
 

Teoes

Poof, poof, sparkles!
Jun 1, 2010
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Give them "hilarious" names like Wang, Johnson and Betty Swalls.

How do you improve spambots?
 

Porygon-2000

I have a green hat! Why?!
Jul 14, 2010
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Give them their own forum all to themselves to ply their wares.

How do you improve Finnish politics?
 

Porygon-2000

I have a green hat! Why?!
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Sell all rights to the acropolis (where the Parthenon iiiisss...)

How do you improve giant Australian spiders in your firewood? Happened to me today.