The Improvement Game.

[username sucks]

By reducing how much porn you watch, you dirty fiend.

How do you improve bowling?

 

[Teoes]

By raising the bridge and taking the buzz out of the low E.

How do you improve a double bass?

 

[username sucks]

By plugging the blue cord into the... music... thing. Yeah, do that.

How do you improve tripping?

 

[Teoes]

With a room full of friends and some great music.

How do you improve thunder and lightning?

 

[EeveeElectro]

With Thor flying from the sky and landing in my bedroom.

How do you improve a fluffy bunny?

 

[Teoes]

Duh, with another fluffy bunny. Or maybe a fluffy chinchilla friend.

How do you improve a chinchilla on your shoulder, lightly nibbling your ear?

 

[username sucks]

Give it razor-sharp teeth and a taste for human blood.

How do you improve everything?

 

[kailus13]

With chocolate.

How do you improve chocolate?

 

[username sucks]

With peanut butter.

How do you improve peanut butter?

 

[Teoes]

With jam.

How do you improve the quality of this thread?

 

[username sucks]

With more players.

How do you improve keyboards?

 

[Teoes]

With back-lit keys in a selection of colours.

How do you improve plums?

 

[username sucks]

By toasting them and adding cream cheese.

How do you improve bad neighbors?

 

[Teoes]

A really tall hedge.

How do you improve Hans Gruber?

 

[StormShaun]

By adding more harmonicas.

How do you improve a robotic chicken?

 

[username sucks]

Give it a rocket launcher and a nuclear self destruct feature.

How do you improve a Cardboard box?

 

[Headsprouter]

With some kind of Snake.

How do you improve ribcages?