The Improvement Game.

Dalek Caan · Jul 26, 2013

With BBQ sauce.

How do you improve dog shit?

InfinityCubed · Jul 27, 2013

BY running away screaming like a five-year old girl. or ignoring it. doesn't matter.

How do you improve "grenazers"?

kailus13 · Jul 28, 2013

By figuring out what it is.

How do you improve scented candles?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jul 30, 2013

By making sure their scented properties don't wear out over time.

How do you improve Steam?

Teoes · Jul 30, 2013

Moar sales.

How do you improve alarms?

kailus13 · Jul 30, 2013

BY MAKING THEM LOUDER!

How do you improve headphones?

username sucks · Jul 30, 2013

BY MAKING THEM LOUDER!

How do you improve deafness?

Teoes · Jul 31, 2013

BY MAKING EVERYONE TALK LOUDER!

How do you improve me-time?

username sucks · Aug 5, 2013

By making it a time on all clocks, between 10 and 11.

How do you improve bees?

Neuromancer · Aug 5, 2013

By making them not expire when they sting you.

How do you improve bee stings?

Teoes · Aug 5, 2013

By having them inject happiness and a love for all the animals, instead of a mild venom.

How do you improve a nice cup of tea?

Anti-American Eagle · Aug 5, 2013

With poison.

How do you improve the voices in your head?

username sucks · Aug 5, 2013

Let them speak to the outside world. Using your mouth, of course.

How do you improve the Cheeseburger Apocalypse?

Anti-American Eagle · Aug 5, 2013

BACON!

How do you improve Airplanes?

Teoes · Aug 6, 2013

With Leslie Neilson.

How do you improve hospitals?

EeveeElectro · Aug 6, 2013

With free sweets.

How do you improve a sunset?

Dalek Caan · Aug 6, 2013

With the love of your life.

How do you improve a T-Rex?

Headsprouter · Aug 6, 2013

Bigger arms. Rawr!

Narcissists.

Dalek Caan · Aug 6, 2013

Give them two mirrors!

Blade Wolf

Teoes · Aug 7, 2013

Umm.. with a whetstone? Can't have a dull Blade Wolf, whatever it is.

How do you improve threads on sexism and boobs?