The Improvement Game.

[Anti-American Eagle]

By throwing tear gas grenades at them.

How do you improve France?

 

[Neuromancer]

By winning the One Hundred Years War and annexing all the minor French vassals.

How do you improve Burgundy?

 

[Teoes]

With Ron.

How do you improve Alan Partridge?

 

[username sucks]

With ignorance of who/what he/that is, like I do.

How do you improve bad teachers?

 

[Neuromancer]

With promises of future unemployment.

How dost thou improve Shakespeare?

 

[kailus13]

By not forcing teenagers to read his works, meaning that those who do read them appreciate them more

How do you improve sharks?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Give them legs and the ability to breath on land, THEN THE REAL FUN BEGINS!

How do you improve overpopulation?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Invent a new disease and call it "Floating away" disease.

How do you improve Activision?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

By burning them down and replacing them with Bungie.

How do you improve game burnings?

 

[username sucks]

By also adding in game bombings, floodings, lynchings, tortureings, and execution-by-firing-squad...ings.

How do you improve laziness?

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

By tasering lazy people until they get to work

How do you improve equality?

 

[Neuromancer]

Redistribution of wealth.

How do you improve Progressive Rock?

 

[Mullac]

Make everyone listen to it, because it is so f*cking awesome.

How would you improve an empty box?

 

[username sucks]

Fill it with cake.

How do you improve cake?

 

[Teoes]

Fill it with cake.

How do you improve paperclips?

 

[username sucks]

Bend them in a way that they become a lethal weapon.

How do you improve panic?

 

[Teoes]

By going to public places and saying "[sub]Oh man, Rangers are doing rubbish this year.. they are going to[/sub] BOMB!"

How do you improve incarceration?

 

[username sucks]

With time travel to skip through it.

How do you improve the moon?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

By putting a creepy fucking smile on them and tell everyone that the world is going to end in three days.

How do you improve mask wearing society?

 

[Neuromancer]

Give them mystical world-rulling elements.

How do you improve orcs?