The Improvement Game.

[Barbas]

By adding words!

How do improve the House of Elrond?

 

[RedDeadFred]

It could gain a lot more badass points by having Elrond throw Isildur into the fires of Mount Doom at the end of the first War of the Ring.

Edit: I did it again. How do I improve my memory towards actually answering the OT in this thread?

 

[dalek sec]

By the power of Greyskull!

How do I improve a sink?

 

[Barbas]

By smashing it with a sledgehammer and laughing at the noise and the water that spews from the severed piping, hahahahahaha!

How do you improve a helicopter gunship?

 

[dalek sec]

More guns!

How do you improve a tank?

 

[TheRiddler]

With water and a goldfish.

How do you improve news headlines?

 

[dalek sec]

With boobs, duh.

How you improve nukes?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Multiple warheads!

How do you improve TMZ?

 

[Barbas]

By adding electric crossbows.

How do you improve Bash TV?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make it available here?

How do you improve Professor X?

 

[Barbas]

By giving him spinning rims.

How do you improve Magneto?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make him less of a racist.

How do you improve chairs?

 

[Barbas]

By stacking them precariously.

How do you improve box forts?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

By connecting them with more boxes so you can go through all of them!

How do you improve kissing?

 

[Barbas]

By adding attraction.

How do you improve magnets?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

By giving them feelings.

How do you improve hats?

 

[Barbas]

By adding feathers and fruit.

How do you improve a bird bath?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

By giving it lasers.

How do you improve our protection against solar storms?

 

[Barbas]

By manning all stations day and night.

How do you improve nuclear power?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

By giving it to a crazy man to administrate.

How do you improve the next ten years of Escapist?