The Improvement Game.

[username sucks]

By attacking the air!

How do you improve an 18th birthday?

 

[Neuromancer]

By doing things only adults dare do.

How do you improve Tchaikovsky

 

[Barbas]

With live performances, cannons included.

How do you improve mosaics?

 

[username sucks]

By making a beautiful Canadian landscape, composed of thousands of explicit pictures.

How does one go about improving walls?

 

[dalek sec]

Give them a awesome paint job!

How do you improve floors?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

By making them hardwood!

How do you improve shaving?

 

[Barbas]

By using one of those electric doodads with lots of electrons!

How do you improve fishing?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Using dynamite!

How do you improve Off Topic?

 

[Barbas]

By adding another interesting thread, preferably one about steam trains!

How do you improve lighthouse walls?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make them out of soup cans!

How do you improve my improvement?

 

[Barbas]

Stack more improvements for maximum over-improvement!

How do you improve sushi?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make it cheaper and put it in my mouth.

How do you improve game music?

 

[Barbas]

You do a metal remix of it!

How do you improve The Pink Panther?

 

[dalek sec]

With more pink!

How do you improve Korra after Friday's finale?

 

[Barbas]

By adding las weaponry.

How do you improve a Waaaaagh!?

 

[Malbourne]

By adding -Luigi!

How do you improve a relaxing boat-ride?

 

[Barbas]

By adding crocodiles fighting sharks!

How do you improve a seaplane?

 

[Malbourne]

By adding penguins battling squids!

How do you improve a cargo ship?

 

[Barbas]

By streamlining it and putting a crack maintenance team on engine duty.

How do you improve the bridge of the Enterprise?

 

[FliedLiverAttack]

Giving it a chewy caramel center.

How do you improve Chess?