The Improvement Game.

[Barbas]

With innuendo and promiscuity.

How do you improve para-gliding?

 

[kailus13]

With rockets!

How do you improve spellcheck?

 

[Barbas]

It's simple...we buy all the dictionaries and mash them together into one big ultradictionary.

How do you improve pudding?

 

[Barbas]

You put it on a CD, stuff it into the car stereo system, crank the volume up to maximum and break the control panel so it stays there. You then proceed to cruise. Nonchalantly.

How do you improve mozzarella?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Put lots of it on Pizza!

How do you improve the darkest depths of the night?

 

[Barbas]

With a liberal sprinkling of werewolves.

How do you improve la Sagrada Família?

 

[Barbas]

With exceptional gender-bending.

How do you improve paratroopers?

 

[Barbas]

You tamper with the fuel mixture so that they explode when used! Genius!

How do you improve fireflies?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make them come out of the factories again as the working man's car.

How do you improve sleepiness?

 

[Barbas]

By adding Vaermina's finest nightmares.

How do you improve a cult?

 

[username sucks]

By making me the leader.

How do you improve Miracle of Sound?

 

[Barbas]

By adding more instruments, mooooore!

How do you improve a cable car system?

 

[dalek sec]

With blackjack!

How do you improve power armour?

 

[Barbas]

Spoiler: By adding turrets to the ships.

How do you improve Hobbiton?

 

[Dr.Susse]

By giving them the one ring to throw into Mordor.

How do you improve a weird reference.

 

[Barbas]

With ceaseless repetition!

How do you improve boxer shorts?

 

[username sucks]

By making them give you the physique of a boxer, broken nose and all.

How do you improve a free jazz concert?

 

[Barbas]

By resurrecting Frank Sinatra and getting him howling drunk.

How do you improve skiing?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Remove the part about broken limbs.

How do you improve a week off school?

 

[Barbas]

You add Coca-Cola and video games!

How do you improve a space station?