The Improvement Game.

[Drummodino]

Add lasers and rocket launchers.

How do you improve a holiday resort?

 

[Barbas]

It's simple: you fire the staff and replace them with combat androids.

How do you improve Nikola Tesla?

 

[username sucks]

Bring him back from the dead.

How do you improve good music?

 

[Barbas]

You get Howard Shore to conduct it, then get engineers to remaster it.

How do you improve dwarven construction?

 

[Dr.Susse]

With lower chairs.

How do you improve a wallet?

 

[EeveeElectro]

WITH LOTS OF MONEY IN IT *heavy breathing*

How do you improve blue?

 

[Barbas]

By adding red to make an all-new colour: purple!

How do you improve Sir Galahad's ridonkulous name?

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

By adding "Doctor, Professor, Senior, Esquire, and The III" wherever I please.

How would you improve my wallet?

 

[Barbas]

By filling it with jam!

How do you improve dogs?

 

[JasonKaotic]

MORE DOGS!

How do you improve sandwiches?

 

[Barbas]

You add lime juice.

How do you improve beaches?

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Everyone in bikinis, no one pieces. The men as well.

How would you improve umbrellas?

 

[Barbas]

By filling them with confetti!

How do you improve the Depp [http://dailybeautyandfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/johnny-depp-pirates.jpg]?

 

[Dr.Susse]

With TM 34.

How do you improve a wrong reference?

 

[Barbas]

By adding more sexual tension.

How do you improve Wolfenstein?

 

[Drummodino]

Replace the Nazis with Nazi ponies!

How do you improve lamps?

 

[Neuromancer]

You make them blind anyone that looks directly at them.

How dost thou improveth old-Englishe?

 

[Barbas]

With an upgrade and some wars.

How do you improve an air raid warden?