The Improvement Game.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make each day last longer.

How do you improve turkey?

 

[Barbas]

You wrap bacon around it, then add a layer of melted cheese on top.

How do you improve Switzerland?

 

[EeveeElectro]

By making it all out of Swiss cheese and chocolate!

How do you improve insomnia? -_-

 

[Wackymon]

THE INTERNET!

How do you improve X[sup]4[/sup]-2X[sup]2[/sup]-8

 

[Dr.Susse]

With just one number.

42

How do you improve Beer?

 

[Barbas]

By hoovering it out of the receptacle it inhabits and transferring it into your tummy!

How do you improve cheesecake?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

By giving it to people who like it.

How do you improve fruitcake?

 

[kailus13]

With excessive amounts of Brandy.

How do you improve Christmas?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

With pubclub cheer!

How do you improve Eggnog?

 

[Wackymon]

More of it.

How do you improve the Square Root of Negative One?

 

[Roxas1359]

Turn that sucker imaginary, just like my girlfriend!

How would you improve Krampus?

 

[username sucks]

I don't know what that is, but explosions make everything better.

 

[Dr.Susse]

By giving it a topic.

How do you improve a BMW?

 

[Barbas]

By melting it down and building a Spitfire out of it.

How do you improve jelly beans?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

By giving them more flavours!!!!

How do you improve ones comfyness?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Add piles of pillows.

How do you improve driving in the snow?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't do it?

How do you improve TNG?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

By making sure that I know what the hell you mean when you type in TNG!

How do you improve the last year?

 

[Barbas]

Drown it in alcohol.

How do you improve well-equipped and seasoned hoplites?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

By giving them a 5 star restaurant meal with fine wine and cheese.......ohh and chainsaws.

How does one improve their position in a working environment?