The Improvement Game.

[Teoes]

By having it rain so heavily one can refill one's glass by just holding it out from under the umbrella. Makes for a fun atmosphere, particularly when everyone eventually piles back into your house looking for dry clothes to get changed into.

How do you improve TizzytheTormentor?

 

[deserteagleeye]

Wrap an iron ball and chain to his ankle.

How do you improve Nutella?

 

[Barbas]

By mixing it with something strong and alcoholic.

How do you improve a wheelie?

 

[username sucks]

Do it without a vehicle of any kind.

How do you improve dreams?

 

[Barbas]

By learning how to make them lucid.

How do you improve strawberries?

 

[deserteagleeye]

Buy them locally through farmer's markets where they have ripened naturally.

How do you improve Absinthe?

 

[Teoes]

By leaving that shit on the shelf and drinking rum instead.

How do you improve rum?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Add more piracy.

How do you improve bad eating habits?

 

[Barbas]

With more speed and haste.

How do you improve mulled wine?

 

[EeveeElectro]

By unmulling it back into normal wine and giving the whole bottle to me.

How do you improve a smack in the mouth?

 

[Barbas]

By dodging it (I don't know why it took me several days to come up with that).

How do you improve dune buggies?

 

[username sucks]

With rockets.

How do you improve rockets?

 

[Barbas]

With guidance systems and loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooots of fuel.

How do you improve a battleship?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Scrap it, it's an obsolete means of controlling the sea.

How do you improve a tornado?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Breed more hamsters so people can post here and see what you want improved. <.<

How do you improve fanbases?

 

[TheRiddler]

Don't pay attention to them. Just like what you like without dealing with any annoying fan rivalries.

How do you improve sleep deprivation? Other than the obvious answer of sleep.

 

[Barbas]

With Coca-Cola and ice cream!

How do you improve a cannonball into a swimming pool?

 

[EeveeElectro]

By filling the pool with chocolate.

How do you improve loads of presents?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Christmas dinner with presents! <3

How do you improve holidays?