The Infinite Monkeys Theory

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YepGeddon

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This thread has already been typed by the infinite monkeys. And everything soon to be written in this thread.
 

interspark

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theres a universe where, throughout its 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 year existance NO-ONE ever lies until, seconds before the big crunch, some guy tells his crying daughter that "everything's gonna be fine" and then feels bad about it
 

Funkiest Monkey

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A universe that is the same as this one, but the grass is blue, and the sky is green. The knock-on effect means the sea is green.
 

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interspark said:
Blindswordmaster said:
There's universes where life is like different movie genres, and one's a porno.
There's a universe that's like erotic fanfiction.
There's a universe in which video games are considered high art.
right! time to develop inter-dimensional travel! shouldnt be too hard
I would avoid the second one. It's mostly yoai Twilight fics.
 

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I do have a theory that since multiple universe's exist, all of the gods we ever thought of exist, and they are currently waging war in galaxies that never had gods (or at least gods that weren't as powerful). That is how we came up with our theology's and that's why Holly text is usually violent. However, the gods are only completely powerful in their native galaxies, and they only gain complete dominance in other galaxies once every other religion has phased out. Our galaxy is currently in brawl between the Christian God, Jehovah (Or Yahweh) (An alternative universe god of the Jewish God), the Muslim God, Allah, and Vishnu, God of Hinduism.
 

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There's a universe where people could well be all around us, viewing us both Naked, clothed, and skinless.
... Wait, no, that's a different theoretical dimention. Let me try this again:

There is a universe where the goverment gives out real live achivments to people who mannage tasks in their life.
... Wait, no, that sort of happenes here anyway.
Aw, hell, I don't know.
 

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A universe In which I am an unquestionably ruler, containing a world where tax dollars go into lightsabers and everything is chromed.

A universe where there is but one giant planet, containing only one man, named Steven Jacob Mitchelson, he wanders the Earth alone In his plaid golf shirt and loafers, eating apples and riding giraffes.
 

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Mr.Mattress said:
I do have a theory that since multiple universe's exist, all of the gods we ever thought of exist, and they are currently waging war in galaxies that never had gods (or at least gods that weren't as powerful). That is how we came up with our theology's and that's why Holly text is usually violent. However, the gods are only completely powerful in their native galaxies, and they only gain complete dominance in other galaxies once every other religion has phased out. Our galaxy is currently in brawl between the Christian God, Jehovah (Or Yahweh) (An alternative universe god of the Jewish God), the Muslim God, Allah, and Vishnu, God of Hinduism.
ive always thought that the one (or small number of) gods in our universe are all powerful, as are other gods in their respective universes, but theres one god that rules over an infinite number of universes and their gods, and then there's an even higher god that rules over an infinite number of THEM! and so on... i dont quite know where regular mortals come into the many levels of this equation, but i'll get back to you on that one

if you think about it, it can go the other way, one human can easily rule over a large number of insects
 

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A reality where i care about duke nukem.
And one where online FPS games aren't populated by d'bags
Oh to dream.......
 

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Mr.Mattress said:
I do have a theory that since multiple universe's exist, all of the gods we ever thought of exist, and they are currently waging war in galaxies that never had gods (or at least gods that weren't as powerful). That is how we came up with our theology's and that's why Holly text is usually violent. However, the gods are only completely powerful in their native galaxies, and they only gain complete dominance in other galaxies once every other religion has phased out. Our galaxy is currently in brawl between the Christian God, Jehovah (Or Yahweh) (An alternative universe god of the Jewish God), the Muslim God, Allah, and Vishnu, God of Hinduism.
UH damn that's likely to be a movie in some universe
 

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Aptspire said:
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When I saw this thread, my first thought was the "if you put X amount of monkeys with typewriters in a room, eventually one of them will churn out shakespear" quote.

Clearly I was wrong.

What I want? A universe where fantasy ISN'T.
obviously ninja'd
Well, terribly sorry I didn't see the ninja at the time :p
 

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There is a universe where everyone owns a giant mech, we all have super powers and Bobby Kotick is being kicked in the balls by a giant mech and in this universe there was awesome.

There is a universe where every douchebag in the world has been incinerated. Goodbye half of the online FPS community.
 

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Blindswordmaster said:
I would avoid the second one. It's mostly yoai Twilight fics.
lol, i see you got "struck down" for the offensive jokes, too bad, they were pretty funny though
 

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Irridium said:
There's a universe where the corporations actually care about their customers.
Remember, these universes have to abide by the laws of physics :p

OT: There is a universe composed nothing but Onions.

All onions, all the time.
 
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Not G. Ivingname said:
Irridium said:
There's a universe where the corporations actually care about their customers.
Remember, these universes have to abide by the laws of physics :p

OT: There is a universe composed nothing but Onions.

All onions, all the time.
But if there's an infinite amount, then at least one doesn't abide by these laws.
 

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Theninja said:
Mr.Mattress said:
I do have a theory that since multiple universe's exist, all of the gods we ever thought of exist, and they are currently waging war in galaxies that never had gods (or at least gods that weren't as powerful). That is how we came up with our theology's and that's why Holly text is usually violent. However, the gods are only completely powerful in their native galaxies, and they only gain complete dominance in other galaxies once every other religion has phased out. Our galaxy is currently in brawl between the Christian God, Jehovah (Or Yahweh) (An alternative universe god of the Jewish God), the Muslim God, Allah, and Vishnu, God of Hinduism.
UH damn that's likely to be a movie in some universe
I am going to present that thesis in the form of a book one of these days. I wonder how much it would make?
 

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Not G. Ivingname said:
Irridium said:
There's a universe where the corporations actually care about their customers.
Remember, these universes have to abide by the laws of physics :p

OT: There is a universe composed nothing but Onions.

All onions, all the time.
well dont forget that the laws of physics only apply to OUR universe, not anyone elses
 

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Averant said:
Aptspire said:
Averant said:
When I saw this thread, my first thought was the "if you put X amount of monkeys with typewriters in a room, eventually one of them will churn out shakespear" quote.

Clearly I was wrong.

What I want? A universe where fantasy ISN'T.
obviously ninja'd
Well, terribly sorry I didn't see the ninja at the time :p
I just meant that you posted what I was thinking before I did, which is referred to as being 'ninja'd'