The Injustice League welcomes new challengers

[JoJo]

Ha, forget about that, you are the heroes. It says so on your group description. You have to care about stuffy things like morality and justice, whilst I can surf down a mountain on the body of a Buddhist monk whilst a timed nuclear device detonates in the orphanage on the mountain top just at the right time so I escape the blast radius and I haven't even had breakfast yet.

I assume you'll be having the Buddhist monk for breakfast?

I like the way you think. Have you ever considered joining the dark side?

 

[username sucks]

Ahem...

I suggest everyone surrender now. Because I do not fight fair. I do not fight with chivalry. As much as I love samurai, I do NOT follow the bushido. I fight to WIN.

Now, do you want to know what I did to the Old Brovengers before they fell? What I spent the ENTIRETY of about three days straight doing to them. It was horrible. It was painful. And I laughed every minute of it.

Maybe some of my army, or anyone who survived my assault on the Old Brovengers, could tell you what horrible thing I did. It would strike horror into your very soul. Especially when I add that what I did to them... I liked it.

Considering that I have no idea what you did, that threat carries little weight.

 

[Johnlives]

Ha, forget about that, you are the heroes. It says so on your group description. You have to care about stuffy things like morality and justice, whilst I can surf down a mountain on the body of a Buddhist monk whilst a timed nuclear device detonates in the orphanage on the mountain top just at the right time so I escape the blast radius and I haven't even had breakfast yet.

I assume you'll be having the Buddhist monk for breakfast?

I like the way you think. Have you ever considered joining the dark side?

Just because I understand the way you think it doesn't mean I want to join you. Buddhist monk tastes terrible.

 

[username sucks]

Ahem...

I suggest everyone surrender now. Because I do not fight fair. I do not fight with chivalry. As much as I love samurai, I do NOT follow the bushido. I fight to WIN.

Now, do you want to know what I did to the Old Brovengers before they fell? What I spent the ENTIRETY of about three days straight doing to them. It was horrible. It was painful. And I laughed every minute of it.

Maybe some of my army, or anyone who survived my assault on the Old Brovengers, could tell you what horrible thing I did. It would strike horror into your very soul. Especially when I add that what I did to them... I liked it.

Considering that I have no idea what you did, that threat carries little weight.

Let's just say it STARTED with Nickelback. Then it got WORSE. XD MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

*Shrugs* Eh, doesn't sound so bad.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Ahem...

I suggest everyone surrender now. Because I do not fight fair. I do not fight with chivalry. As much as I love samurai, I do NOT follow the bushido. I fight to WIN.

Now, do you want to know what I did to the Old Brovengers before they fell? What I spent the ENTIRETY of about three days straight doing to them. It was horrible. It was painful. And I laughed every minute of it.

Maybe some of my army, or anyone who survived my assault on the Old Brovengers, could tell you what horrible thing I did. It would strike horror into your very soul. Especially when I add that what I did to them... I liked it.

Considering that I have no idea what you did, that threat carries little weight.

It was mostly a couple videos of Nickelback and some Nicki Minaj. Nothing incredible considering a running joke of the old group was posting obscure, awful music to laugh at. And I used to post nu metal shit quite regularly there as well. He is just bluffing.

Now, if you will excuse me... Music bomb.

 

[JoJo]

Ha, forget about that, you are the heroes. It says so on your group description. You have to care about stuffy things like morality and justice, whilst I can surf down a mountain on the body of a Buddhist monk whilst a timed nuclear device detonates in the orphanage on the mountain top just at the right time so I escape the blast radius and I haven't even had breakfast yet.

I assume you'll be having the Buddhist monk for breakfast?

I like the way you think. Have you ever considered joining the dark side?

Just because I understand the way you think it doesn't mean I want to join you. Buddhist monk tastes terrible.

But... but... we have a great insurance policy! And you get a free orphan when you sign up! What more could you want from a group?

 

[Johnlives]

Ha, forget about that, you are the heroes. It says so on your group description. You have to care about stuffy things like morality and justice, whilst I can surf down a mountain on the body of a Buddhist monk whilst a timed nuclear device detonates in the orphanage on the mountain top just at the right time so I escape the blast radius and I haven't even had breakfast yet.

I assume you'll be having the Buddhist monk for breakfast?

I like the way you think. Have you ever considered joining the dark side?

Just because I understand the way you think it doesn't mean I want to join you. Buddhist monk tastes terrible.

But... but... we have a great insurance policy! And you get a free orphan when you sign up! What more could you want from a group?

A free orphan you say...

No, no, I have the NHS so I don't need insurance. Plus I've read that on the streets of London there is always a rapscallion or two ready to scamper about and do ones biding for a farthing.

 

[Sassafrass]

A user group war?

I'm a veteran of these, and y'all look like pansies in comparison. Back in my days, we fought bare chested on sharks, dammit.

 

[Barbas]

Very well, I will see you on the battlefield then, as will my Injustice League fellows:

Wow, that takes me back. Two years back, if I recall correctly. How time flies, while evil persists.

 

[JoJo]

Ha, forget about that, you are the heroes. It says so on your group description. You have to care about stuffy things like morality and justice, whilst I can surf down a mountain on the body of a Buddhist monk whilst a timed nuclear device detonates in the orphanage on the mountain top just at the right time so I escape the blast radius and I haven't even had breakfast yet.

I assume you'll be having the Buddhist monk for breakfast?

I like the way you think. Have you ever considered joining the dark side?

Just because I understand the way you think it doesn't mean I want to join you. Buddhist monk tastes terrible.

But... but... we have a great insurance policy! And you get a free orphan when you sign up! What more could you want from a group?

A free orphan you say...

No, no, I have the NHS so I don't need insurance. Plus I've read that on the streets of London there is always a rapscallion or two ready to scamper about and do ones biding for a farthing.

The old National Health Service, more like National Hell Service after we've finished with it. Waiting time: forever. And yes, but here in the IL we have a higher quailty of orphan above mere street grade, only the finest can serve in our ranks. But if you'd rather waste your life... go get him Mr Bubbles!

 

[JoJo]

Very well, I will see you on the battlefield then, as will my Injustice League fellows:

Wow, that takes me back. Two years back, if I recall correctly. How time flies, while evil persists.

Evil... evil never changes, and nor does my bookmarks tab.

 

[Johnlives]

Ha, forget about that, you are the heroes. It says so on your group description. You have to care about stuffy things like morality and justice, whilst I can surf down a mountain on the body of a Buddhist monk whilst a timed nuclear device detonates in the orphanage on the mountain top just at the right time so I escape the blast radius and I haven't even had breakfast yet.

I assume you'll be having the Buddhist monk for breakfast?

I like the way you think. Have you ever considered joining the dark side?

Just because I understand the way you think it doesn't mean I want to join you. Buddhist monk tastes terrible.

But... but... we have a great insurance policy! And you get a free orphan when you sign up! What more could you want from a group?

A free orphan you say...

No, no, I have the NHS so I don't need insurance. Plus I've read that on the streets of London there is always a rapscallion or two ready to scamper about and do ones biding for a farthing.

The old National Health Service, more like National Hell Service after we've finished with it. Waiting time: forever. And yes, but here in the IL we have a higher quailty of orphan above mere street grade, only the finest can serve in our ranks. But if you'd rather waste your life... go get him Mr Bubbles!

You can hook me up with pure orphan? Interesting...

Hold up, you're going after the NHS, that's inviting a whole world of pain. If you even try you'll have an entire nation indignantly sipping tea at you. Mr. Bubbles won't know what to do once he's deluged with letters from disgusted citizens.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Very well, I'll call in the henchgoats:

I think I'm gonna shed a tear of pride. That. Is. Beautiful.

Henchgoats, form up and fight! Battle cats, Ninja rabbits! You have your orders.

 

[Tono Makt]

Ahem...

I suggest everyone surrender now. Because I do not fight fair. I do not fight with chivalry. As much as I love samurai, I do NOT follow the bushido. I fight to WIN.

Now, do you want to know what I did to the Old Brovengers before they fell? What I spent the ENTIRETY of about three days straight doing to them. It was horrible. It was painful. And I laughed every minute of it.

Maybe some of my army, or anyone who survived my assault on the Old Brovengers, could tell you what horrible thing I did. It would strike horror into your very soul. Especially when I add that what I did to them... I liked it.

Pfft. You were too chicken to let the dogs out, dude. Stop making it seem like there are no depths to which you are unwilling to sink. And if remember correctly, you begged someone not to go crazy with the frogs, either.

Don't make me remind you. Cuz I will. I so will. I'll even post things in Spanish! (though only via PM's, cuz I wouldn't want to subject random formites to interior crocodile alligators; this isn't a Cheverolet movie theatre, after all.)

 

[username sucks]

What an interesting thread it has been so far ... no, no ... please, ignore me. Continue your war my friends.
Actually, with how this thread has turned out ... it looks like this from my perspective:

That doesn't sound like the beverage I know! Rally the UN and join in the fight!

... Also, the doll really creeps me out.

 

[Foolery]

Ah, the New Brovengers, I'm glad you're here, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan...eh, not really.
But, this should be fun. Do you see the beauty of it? The inevitability? You rise, only to fall. You, Brovengers, you are my internet meteor. My swift and terrible sword and the forums will crackle with laughter at the weight of your failure.

 

[VanQ]

You and your pathetic army of Moe animu gurlz are no match for the true rulers of the interwebs!

Spoiler: Cats!

And no [user]Drummodino[/user], this does not include filthy Miqo'te!

Cats have nothing on my moe girls! Time for me to bring out the big guns!

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And the Miqo'te!

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Got a problem with cute Miqo'te? Then why not fight one?

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[VanQ]

Fight one? I have to constantly keep one alive, Drums floor tonking is exceptional!

Spoiler: But if you wanna duke it out, fight me bruh! Let my war stance strike fear into yer eyes!

Oh I have a fearsome battle stance too! Just try and decipher what's going on with it!

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[sub]Is that actually Drummo eating floor in the background? If so that's hilarious.[/sub]