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[Elementary - Dear Watson]

After the breakdown of the Brovengers I have decided (mostly due to my constant being away and no internet connection) that I will now be the Escapist's verstion of The Punisher. I will work alone tackling whatever goes against my morals. Other than that I will work along with any team that is working towards a common goal at that time.

I am.... The Posh-tascher.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I will work alone tackling whatever goes against my morals. Other than that I will work along with any team that is working towards a common goal at that time.

I am.... The Posh-tascher.

Hmm, if you're going to be ballsy about taking on anyone who's against your morals (no matter how powerful said individual + whatever Group they're apart of is) ... mind if I ask what are your morals exactly? Address them to us if you will ...

Well... to start with I refuse to associate with anyone who leans into corners when playing a racing game on a controller... like seriously? You think that helps!?

I also oppose the use of immersion when not applying to a body of water.

When playing a game online... I will team up with any act of chivalry. Seriously... it's a problem. Someone helps me out, or I see someone selflessly helping me out I won't stop until I have returned the favour, even if I do terribly in the process.

Finally. I am on side with whoever joins the movement to restore the proper use of 'whilst', 'whom' and 'arse' back into British English.

 

[CrystalShadow]

*looks at user groups*
Hmm... I think the only group I could represent is the EUNOPF, since I likely wouldn't get much reinforcement from the other groups. But I represented them last time.

Or maybe... Maybe I could try to rally the Gaymers! The group is in a deep slumber, but if it can be woken, our fabulousness will be unstoppable!

With any luck, I shall return with reinforcements! Reinforcements and rainbows!

Ehh... That's... I mean, if you start trying to rally dead groups... I mean, that can only end it tears, surely?

~looks at own group memberships~ >_> Just because I represent 8... Well, 7, (the tech team surely doesn't count. XD) different groups, 5 of which are pretty much completely dead...

I mean, a 3 way alliance between the RSPCC, Catgirl lovers and Gamer Girls does sound vaguely fascinating, I have the feeling that's a lost cause before we've even started.
...
Besides, I have my loyalties to the EUNOPF to consider... >_>
How would by beloved Rippu-chan and gen-gens feel if I wandered off and did my own thing, rather than fight alongside everyone else?
And surely that would upset the commander... He is my legal guardian after all...

No, I think not.

 

[username sucks]

*looks at user groups*
Hmm... I think the only group I could represent is the EUNOPF, since I likely wouldn't get much reinforcement from the other groups. But I represented them last time.

Or maybe... Maybe I could try to rally the Gaymers! The group is in a deep slumber, but if it can be woken, our fabulousness will be unstoppable!

With any luck, I shall return with reinforcements! Reinforcements and rainbows!

Ehh... That's... I mean, if you start trying to rally dead groups... I mean, that can only end it tears, surely?

~looks at own group memberships~ >_> Just because I represent 8... Well, 7, (the tech team surely doesn't count. XD) different groups, 5 of which are pretty much completely dead...

I mean, a 3 way alliance between the RSPCC, Catgirl lovers and Gamer Girls does sound vaguely fascinating, I have the feeling that's a lost cause before we've even started.
...
Besides, I have my loyalties to the EUNOPF to consider... >_>
How would by beloved Rippu-chan and gen-gens feel if I wandered off and did my own thing, rather than fight alongside everyone else?
And surely that would upset the commander... He is my legal guardian after all...

No, I think not.

Or you could just join the Gaymers. We have rainbows and stuff. And stuff. And stuff...

 

[CrystalShadow]

*looks at user groups*
Hmm... I think the only group I could represent is the EUNOPF, since I likely wouldn't get much reinforcement from the other groups. But I represented them last time.

Or maybe... Maybe I could try to rally the Gaymers! The group is in a deep slumber, but if it can be woken, our fabulousness will be unstoppable!

With any luck, I shall return with reinforcements! Reinforcements and rainbows!

Ehh... That's... I mean, if you start trying to rally dead groups... I mean, that can only end it tears, surely?

~looks at own group memberships~ >_> Just because I represent 8... Well, 7, (the tech team surely doesn't count. XD) different groups, 5 of which are pretty much completely dead...

I mean, a 3 way alliance between the RSPCC, Catgirl lovers and Gamer Girls does sound vaguely fascinating, I have the feeling that's a lost cause before we've even started.
...
Besides, I have my loyalties to the EUNOPF to consider... >_>
How would by beloved Rippu-chan and gen-gens feel if I wandered off and did my own thing, rather than fight alongside everyone else?
And surely that would upset the commander... He is my legal guardian after all...

No, I think not.

Or you could just join the Gaymers. We have rainbows and stuff. And stuff. And stuff...

Rainbows... Are alright I suppose. And I mean, it isn't even stretching things that much... What with me being bi and all... But... Still... to abandon my existing duties and loyalties? I wonder...
I shall consider your offer...

 

[username sucks]

*looks at user groups*
Hmm... I think the only group I could represent is the EUNOPF, since I likely wouldn't get much reinforcement from the other groups. But I represented them last time.

Or maybe... Maybe I could try to rally the Gaymers! The group is in a deep slumber, but if it can be woken, our fabulousness will be unstoppable!

With any luck, I shall return with reinforcements! Reinforcements and rainbows!

Ehh... That's... I mean, if you start trying to rally dead groups... I mean, that can only end it tears, surely?

~looks at own group memberships~ >_> Just because I represent 8... Well, 7, (the tech team surely doesn't count. XD) different groups, 5 of which are pretty much completely dead...

I mean, a 3 way alliance between the RSPCC, Catgirl lovers and Gamer Girls does sound vaguely fascinating, I have the feeling that's a lost cause before we've even started.
...
Besides, I have my loyalties to the EUNOPF to consider... >_>
How would by beloved Rippu-chan and gen-gens feel if I wandered off and did my own thing, rather than fight alongside everyone else?
And surely that would upset the commander... He is my legal guardian after all...

No, I think not.

Or you could just join the Gaymers. We have rainbows and stuff. And stuff. And stuff...

Rainbows... Are alright I suppose. And I mean, it isn't even stretching things that much... What with me being bi and all... But... Still... to abandon my existing duties and loyalties? I wonder...
I shall consider your offer...

Everyone is welcome in the Gaymers, regardless of sexuality! Even if you won't join us in the war (which you totes should), join the group anyways! We're over here!

 

[JoJo]

Ha, forget about that, you are the heroes. It says so on your group description. You have to care about stuffy things like morality and justice, whilst I can surf down a mountain on the body of a Buddhist monk whilst a timed nuclear device detonates in the orphanage on the mountain top just at the right time so I escape the blast radius and I haven't even had breakfast yet.

I assume you'll be having the Buddhist monk for breakfast?

I like the way you think. Have you ever considered joining the dark side?

Just because I understand the way you think it doesn't mean I want to join you. Buddhist monk tastes terrible.

But... but... we have a great insurance policy! And you get a free orphan when you sign up! What more could you want from a group?

A free orphan you say...

No, no, I have the NHS so I don't need insurance. Plus I've read that on the streets of London there is always a rapscallion or two ready to scamper about and do ones biding for a farthing.

The old National Health Service, more like National Hell Service after we've finished with it. Waiting time: forever. And yes, but here in the IL we have a higher quailty of orphan above mere street grade, only the finest can serve in our ranks. But if you'd rather waste your life... go get him Mr Bubbles!

You can hook me up with pure orphan? Interesting...

Hold up, you're going after the NHS, that's inviting a whole world of pain. If you even try you'll have an entire nation indignantly sipping tea at you. Mr. Bubbles won't know what to do once he's deluged with letters from disgusted citizens.

The disgusted of Tunbridge Wells are no match for the League, we can set our team of high grade lawyers to automate millions of letters supporting our changes and send to ourselves as proof of public support! It's foolproof!

 

[CrystalShadow]

*looks at user groups*
Hmm... I think the only group I could represent is the EUNOPF, since I likely wouldn't get much reinforcement from the other groups. But I represented them last time.

Or maybe... Maybe I could try to rally the Gaymers! The group is in a deep slumber, but if it can be woken, our fabulousness will be unstoppable!

With any luck, I shall return with reinforcements! Reinforcements and rainbows!

Ehh... That's... I mean, if you start trying to rally dead groups... I mean, that can only end it tears, surely?

~looks at own group memberships~ >_> Just because I represent 8... Well, 7, (the tech team surely doesn't count. XD) different groups, 5 of which are pretty much completely dead...

I mean, a 3 way alliance between the RSPCC, Catgirl lovers and Gamer Girls does sound vaguely fascinating, I have the feeling that's a lost cause before we've even started.
...
Besides, I have my loyalties to the EUNOPF to consider... >_>
How would by beloved Rippu-chan and gen-gens feel if I wandered off and did my own thing, rather than fight alongside everyone else?
And surely that would upset the commander... He is my legal guardian after all...

No, I think not.

Or you could just join the Gaymers. We have rainbows and stuff. And stuff. And stuff...

Rainbows... Are alright I suppose. And I mean, it isn't even stretching things that much... What with me being bi and all... But... Still... to abandon my existing duties and loyalties? I wonder...
I shall consider your offer...

Everyone is welcome in the Gaymers, regardless of sexuality! Even if you won't join us in the war (which you totes should), join the group anyways! We're over here!

Ehm... Maybe... >_>

Still... Agent ShadowKitten is busy. Managing covert operatives and special forces is quite tiresome.
I barely have a moment to spare, just to spend some alone time with my...
Uhm, well, I'm busy. Let's leave it at that.

 

[username sucks]

*looks at user groups*
Hmm... I think the only group I could represent is the EUNOPF, since I likely wouldn't get much reinforcement from the other groups. But I represented them last time.

Or maybe... Maybe I could try to rally the Gaymers! The group is in a deep slumber, but if it can be woken, our fabulousness will be unstoppable!

With any luck, I shall return with reinforcements! Reinforcements and rainbows!

Ehh... That's... I mean, if you start trying to rally dead groups... I mean, that can only end it tears, surely?

~looks at own group memberships~ >_> Just because I represent 8... Well, 7, (the tech team surely doesn't count. XD) different groups, 5 of which are pretty much completely dead...

I mean, a 3 way alliance between the RSPCC, Catgirl lovers and Gamer Girls does sound vaguely fascinating, I have the feeling that's a lost cause before we've even started.
...
Besides, I have my loyalties to the EUNOPF to consider... >_>
How would by beloved Rippu-chan and gen-gens feel if I wandered off and did my own thing, rather than fight alongside everyone else?
And surely that would upset the commander... He is my legal guardian after all...

No, I think not.

Or you could just join the Gaymers. We have rainbows and stuff. And stuff. And stuff...

Rainbows... Are alright I suppose. And I mean, it isn't even stretching things that much... What with me being bi and all... But... Still... to abandon my existing duties and loyalties? I wonder...
I shall consider your offer...

Everyone is welcome in the Gaymers, regardless of sexuality! Even if you won't join us in the war (which you totes should), join the group anyways! We're over here!

Ehm... Maybe... >_>

Still... Agent ShadowKitten is busy. Managing covert operatives and special forces is quite tiresome.
I barely have a moment to spare, just to spend some alone time with my...
Uhm, well, I'm busy. Let's leave it at that.

Glad to see you have your priorities straight.

 

[Johnlives]

Ha, forget about that, you are the heroes. It says so on your group description. You have to care about stuffy things like morality and justice, whilst I can surf down a mountain on the body of a Buddhist monk whilst a timed nuclear device detonates in the orphanage on the mountain top just at the right time so I escape the blast radius and I haven't even had breakfast yet.

I assume you'll be having the Buddhist monk for breakfast?

I like the way you think. Have you ever considered joining the dark side?

Just because I understand the way you think it doesn't mean I want to join you. Buddhist monk tastes terrible.

But... but... we have a great insurance policy! And you get a free orphan when you sign up! What more could you want from a group?

A free orphan you say...

No, no, I have the NHS so I don't need insurance. Plus I've read that on the streets of London there is always a rapscallion or two ready to scamper about and do ones biding for a farthing.

The old National Health Service, more like National Hell Service after we've finished with it. Waiting time: forever. And yes, but here in the IL we have a higher quailty of orphan above mere street grade, only the finest can serve in our ranks. But if you'd rather waste your life... go get him Mr Bubbles!

You can hook me up with pure orphan? Interesting...

Hold up, you're going after the NHS, that's inviting a whole world of pain. If you even try you'll have an entire nation indignantly sipping tea at you. Mr. Bubbles won't know what to do once he's deluged with letters from disgusted citizens.

The disgusted of Tunbridge Wells are no match for the League, we can set our team of high grade lawyers to automate millions of letters supporting our changes and send to ourselves as proof of public support! It's foolproof!

You sorely underestimate the residents of Tunbridge Wells, do these people look like they will be intimidated by your puny lawyers?

Their friendly smiles are there simply to disarm you, then when you least expected, out of nowhere, several strongly worded petitions. Good luck manufacturing public support after that!

 

[dragoongfa]

Very well, I'll call in the henchgoats:

Undersea Puppy Eyes Brigade reporting for duty.

 

[Strazdas]

As a member of both, should i challenge myself? that would be.... interesting.

Though a word of warning for the "would be fighters". The New Rome was built by people that burnt the old one.

 

[JoJo]

Ha, forget about that, you are the heroes. It says so on your group description. You have to care about stuffy things like morality and justice, whilst I can surf down a mountain on the body of a Buddhist monk whilst a timed nuclear device detonates in the orphanage on the mountain top just at the right time so I escape the blast radius and I haven't even had breakfast yet.

I assume you'll be having the Buddhist monk for breakfast?

I like the way you think. Have you ever considered joining the dark side?

Just because I understand the way you think it doesn't mean I want to join you. Buddhist monk tastes terrible.

But... but... we have a great insurance policy! And you get a free orphan when you sign up! What more could you want from a group?

A free orphan you say...

No, no, I have the NHS so I don't need insurance. Plus I've read that on the streets of London there is always a rapscallion or two ready to scamper about and do ones biding for a farthing.

The old National Health Service, more like National Hell Service after we've finished with it. Waiting time: forever. And yes, but here in the IL we have a higher quailty of orphan above mere street grade, only the finest can serve in our ranks. But if you'd rather waste your life... go get him Mr Bubbles!

You can hook me up with pure orphan? Interesting...

Hold up, you're going after the NHS, that's inviting a whole world of pain. If you even try you'll have an entire nation indignantly sipping tea at you. Mr. Bubbles won't know what to do once he's deluged with letters from disgusted citizens.

The disgusted of Tunbridge Wells are no match for the League, we can set our team of high grade lawyers to automate millions of letters supporting our changes and send to ourselves as proof of public support! It's foolproof!

You sorely underestimate the residents of Tunbridge Wells, do these people look like they will be intimidated by your puny lawyers?

Their friendly smiles are there simply to disarm you, then when you least expected, out of nowhere, several strongly worded petitions. Good luck manufacturing public support after that!

Please, a few cakes and cream teas and the old dears will be eating out of our hands. Why go with a usergroup lead by a Johnny Foreigner when they could align with the League and create the British Empire Mk 2, this time under better management (us!)

Very well, I'll call in the henchgoats:

Undersea Puppy Eyes Brigade reporting for duty.

Your diving dogs and armoured wieners are no match for our army of pugs!

Look upon that flattened face and despair!

 

[The White Hunter]

Fight one? I have to constantly keep one alive, Drums floor tonking is exceptional!

Spoiler: But if you wanna duke it out, fight me bruh! Let my war stance strike fear into yer eyes!

Oh I have a fearsome battle stance too! Just try and decipher what's going on with it!

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[sub]Is that actually Drummo eating floor in the background? If so that's hilarious.[/sub]

Next time he eats floor I'll be sure to grab a screenshot for you. Should be tonight in Turn 13. 4th Ahk Morn is a good opportunity.

 

[dragoongfa]

Your diving dogs and armoured wieners are no match for our army of pugs!

Look upon that flattened face and despair!

Prepare for Cattila warfare:

 

[JoJo]

Prepare for Cattila warfare:

Armored wieners are so last week. The New Brovengers have upgraded.

And our Science Department created this slap to the face of God:

Oh, we're well ahead on the hybrid front, only last week this crawled out of our labs:

Furthermore, we managed to create both the deadliest and tastiest crossbreed ever made:

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