The Injustice League

[Hazy992]

I concur, what are these plans of yours so I may teach that smug, handsome bastard Hazy some manners? He really gets on my nerves with his quick wit and excellent physique!

Yes, I hear he is a generous lover and has never left a women unsatisfied.

How do we defeat a team with such awesome and huge penises?

I'm not sure it's even possible to defeat such a remarkable, near god-like team, but I'm sure The Injustice League has some top secret plans that they'd like to indulge which will help us in this fight?

 

[Lucem712]

I concur, what are these plans of yours so I may teach that smug, handsome bastard Hazy some manners? He really gets on my nerves with his quick wit and excellent physique!

Yes, I hear he is a generous lover and has never left a women unsatisfied.

How do we defeat a team with such awesome and huge penises?

Female espionage, my dear recruit. We shall send hordes of scantily clad she-folk to their HQ and then, the war is won.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I concur, what are these plans of yours so I may teach that smug, handsome bastard Hazy some manners? He really gets on my nerves with his quick wit and excellent physique!

Yes, I hear he is a generous lover and has never left a women unsatisfied.

How do we defeat a team with such awesome and huge penises?

I think a lawnmower would work.

Maybe some sort of contraption that fires metal at super high speeds; that could work too

I saw something like that once, I think they called them...

Toothbrushes

Yes, equip our army with toothbrushes and we're sure to win.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

This is their leader.

He is English so we can distract him with tea and crumpets.

"I never forget a face"

That watch...

It's his source of power!

We need more research to decipher the markings on it!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I concur, what are these plans of yours so I may teach that smug, handsome bastard Hazy some manners? He really gets on my nerves with his quick wit and excellent physique!

Yes, I hear he is a generous lover and has never left a women unsatisfied.

How do we defeat a team with such awesome and huge penises?

Female espionage, my dear recruit. We shall send hordes of scantily clad she-folk to their HQ and then, the war is won.

Let's just hope they don't have any she-Bros.

Afterall, ruler 22 of the Bro code states: There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a bro.

sexy snip

That man! He is so very attractive!

How do we defeat such an attractive and amazing man?

It's not possible!

That watch...

It's his source of power!

We need more research to decipher the markings on it!

Oh man, I sure hope that we don't waste a huge amount of time deciphering his time piece, only to find he bought a new one months ago!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

That watch...

It's his source of power!

We need more research to decipher the markings on it!

I think one clock is for "Time to "successful derail". Another is probably for "Time until Godwin's Law is proven".

I'm all out.

It'll have to do. We have what we need

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

I recommend surrendering to the Brovengers! Seriously it's the last thing they'll expect, it's perfect! While we're at it we should totally give them all our money as well, just to really throw 'em a curve ball.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I recommend surrendering to the Brovengers! Seriously it's the last thing they'll expect, it's perfect! While we're at it we should totally give them all our money as well, just to really throw 'em a curve ball.

This plan might just be crazy enough to work...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Everyone, I have a plan of attack

I'm calling it Operation: Triple E

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Everyone, I have a plan of attack

I'm calling it Operation: Triple E

Does this plan involve surrendering, as well as giving up all funds/women in our possession, because if it doesn't then I think I may have spotted a critical flaw. Phew! Thank goodness we nipped that one in the bud right?

 

[DANEgerous]

How dare you go against Daystar! he is so lovably random

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Operation Escapist Expo Eradication

We strike then.

Gods speed, everyone

 

[PsychicTaco115]

How dare you go against Daystar! he is so lovably random

I rebel for the sake of all; we shall not murder him

He does have his charm

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Operation Escapist Expo Eradication

We strike then.

Gods speed, everyone

and that's when we surrender, and give them all our money, and women, right?

Just so we're all on the same page here.

 

[DANEgerous]

Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

Oh, you know...

Stuff.

Maybe a cinderblock or two to the face; I'm not sure. There's too many options!

How about 9 cinderblocks seven the face?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Operation Escapist Expo Eradication

We strike then.

Gods speed, everyone

and that's when we surrender, and give them all our money, and women, right?

Just so we're all on the same page here.

I like keeping my money and women

If in the hypothetical situation we lose, isn't my pride enough?