The Injustice League

[Goofguy]

Sure! How do you plan on dying?

I dunno, I figure one of the senior League members takes me out for ice cream at the park when the Brovengers ambush us and I get killed in the crossfire by Daystar or Hazy.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Sure! How do you plan on dying?

I dunno, I figure one of the senior League members takes me out for ice cream at the park when the Brovengers ambush us and I get killed in the crossfire by Daystar or Hazy.

Ah, I see

"No! I meant to turn him into an orphan! My protege! D:"

 

[Goofguy]

Sure! How do you plan on dying?

I dunno, I figure one of the senior League members takes me out for ice cream at the park when the Brovengers ambush us and I get killed in the crossfire by Daystar or Hazy.

Ah, I see

"No! I meant to turn him into an orphan! My protege! D:"

Yup, but then in some comic book inspired resurrection, I come back months later as the new 'Boy Wonder'-esque sidekick complete with crappy catchphrases and useless abilities.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Sure! How do you plan on dying?

I dunno, I figure one of the senior League members takes me out for ice cream at the park when the Brovengers ambush us and I get killed in the crossfire by Daystar or Hazy.

Ah, I see

"No! I meant to turn him into an orphan! My protege! D:"

Yup, but then in some comic book inspired resurrection, I come back months later as the new 'Boy Wonder'-esque sidekick complete with crappy catchphrases and useless abilities.

Will your parents end up dead? I was hoping to get you to be an orphan for good PR.

 

[Hazy992]

Sure! How do you plan on dying?

I dunno, I figure one of the senior League members takes me out for ice cream at the park when the Brovengers ambush us and I get killed in the crossfire by Daystar or Hazy.

That seems pretty likely considering Daystar and Hazy are such expert marksmen. Those amazing bastards will pay!

 

[Trippy Turtle]

Does the league need a janitor? Or anything else that will keep me away from all the explosions while still getting to have a cool mascot?

Sure! How do you plan on dying?

I dunno, I figure one of the senior League members takes me out for ice cream at the park when the Brovengers ambush us and I get killed in the crossfire by Daystar or Hazy.

That seems pretty likely considering Daystar and Hazy are such expert marksmen. Those amazing bastards will pay!

If I didn't know better I would think you have had a run in with Daystar and Hazy before...

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

I guess I'll go with the league on this one. Less people, more ridiculous crimes against humanity, a timeshare on the moon. I always wanted to go to the moon. I have deep and profound feelings for it. DEEP FEELINGS. I will fuck that moon silly. I also will post a whole bunch of images from google, because I really have nothing better to do.

Spoiler: I will admit we should probably keep me away from our orphans though. We wouldn't want to make that mistake again.

 

[Supertegwyn]

I shall join the League of Injustice.

Daystar has been a menace for far too long.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Daystar is needed to keep stop the creation of synthetics and therefore the end of all organic, cute, sexy life! That is why he devotingly derails!

You shall not be allowed to destroy the Brovengers in a variety of different coloured explosions!

Even captcha loves the Brovengers! It says "men in suits"!

 

[mrdude2010]

brovengers? Just poison their natty lights and increase the price of cargo shorts/flip flops/flat brim hats and everything will work out.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

I'm gonna join, because I think Daystar should be banned by now. It clearly says in the code of conduct "attempts to derail a thread will be removed, as will your forum privileges."
So why are the mods, posters and EVERYONE loving him?

 

[MrGalactus]

The Brovengers will taste my wrath.
I am coming.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

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The above image shows Daystar's influence in The Escapist against time (plus some extrapolation). We cannot let the graph reach its end!

-_-

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My kittens are hungry Matthew94. I would advise caution...

Don't you have some hobbits to meet or something? Begone fool before you taste steel!

Yeah... well... your face is a fool!

[sub]Soon, my pretties, soon. He cannot hide from us now you have his scent.[/sub]

 

[Goofguy]

Will your parents end up dead? I was hoping to get you to be an orphan for good PR.

They died when I was very young. Tragic blimp accident.

That seems pretty likely considering Daystar and Hazy are such expert marksmen. Those amazing bastards will pay!

And they apparently have a complete disregard for the sanctity of life.

 

[wooty]

I stand with Daystar, his derailing skills are on another level, his charm unmatched by even the luckiest of Irish themed breakfast cereals and his love of wolf based video games was a true eye opener.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

If the Brovengers win this battle, they will surely rule The Escapist for all time with Daystar as their king. We must stop this. For too long, I have lived in the shadows! For too long, the people of this site have not spoken my name in whispered fear! With my finances, my intelligence agents and my Moon Base, we will crush The Brovengers and restore The Escapist to its former glory!

I see only one way to do so, in order for this place to be rebuilt, it must be first be destroyed! We must orchestrate threads that will ignite the flames of petty argument and butthurt! The whole forum must be burned to the ground!

And in the midst of those firey wars, we shall have the Brovengers' heads on a pike! Yes, just the one.

From those ashes, a new kingdom willl rise! A Fourm of Order, Stability, Safety, where The Almighty Banhammer shall strike true on our enemies! And then, when our dark kingdom covers the entire forum, the people of this place will know my name...They will know that this was the work of The Secret World Leader.

The Brovengers amass their armies with their petty weapons, but we need only one thing, we shall find the Secret Temple of The Red Guardian, and we shall claim The Banhammer as our own. Then we can crush them like Broinsects and rule this place...FOREVER! Muhahahahaha!

 

[mrhappy1489]

Stuff you say?

Wow, I sure hope that devilishly handsome Daystar doesn't get wind of this... stuff.

Any weaknesses in your plan, just so we know what to focus on fix?

We think there is a mole in the thread but are having trouble tracking him down.

Can you help us with that, young man?

That is possibly one of the best episodes of Blackadder there my friend.

 

[Carbonyl]

Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

Oh, you know...

Stuff.

Maybe a cinderblock or two to the face; I'm not sure. There's too many options!

Stuff you say?

Wow, I sure hope that devilishly handsome Daystar doesn't get wind of this... stuff.

Any weaknesses in your plan, just so we know what to focus on fix?

Well, gravity sure isn't being a team player

I just want things to go swimmingly, is that too much to ask?

Oh man, gravity is a douche. We should totally kill that guy.

Oh man, the Injustice League, I totally love you guys and I'm totally not Daystar Clarion.

What are your top secret plans to defeat me Daystar?

You are like any other forum celeb.

You will either get banned, fall into obscurity or get trapped in the depths of the forums (forum games, forum groups etc).

I'm hoping for #1 but #2 is likely.

Come at me.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I am not this 'Daystar' you speak of, as handsome and awesome as he surely is.

Guys, I think we've gotten to the point where we're just reenacting Robin Hood, but with internet forums instead of archery contests.
Daystar is Robin. Hazy is WIll Scarlett, and Taco is the Sheriff.
Ninja is Friar Tuck. Obviously. He just needs to keep drinking more mead.
The Escapist is Nottingham. The Off-topic forum is Maid Marian.

THIS
IS
AWESOME.

 

[CommanderL]

I for one hope you all die BROvengers for life We trust in the great god daystar