The Injustice League

[Carbonyl]

I thought you would be the "Han Solo" type mercenary; you know, a theif with a heart of gold

BUT NOPE

Had to be "edgy" and "not play by the rules", didn't we?

You monster

Hah! Han Solo would've betrayed the Rebels every day of the week if they hadn't had the hot chick on their side!

And a wise man once said: "Rules are made to be broken."

He could have easily found another woman at some galactic strip club!

And where is that man? Probably in jail for TREASON... or MURDER

Batman doesn't do either!

And besides...

I HAVE BECOME THE TACO KNIGHT

(Batman's alternate reality persona!)

Dude, dude, Batman doesn't play by the rules.... ARE YOU QUESTIONING BATMAN?!

I really doubt Batman is a taco kind of guy... Crime doesn't take dinner breaks, so neither does Batman. NO TACOS FOR BATMAN.

He needs to edit his post...

Edit: And you chose the wrong Taco based super hero persona.

Is that... Aqualad?

It's Deadpool!

Why is he underwater?
Also, Aqualad is more insulting, because, I mean...it's Aqualad.

He's chasing the taco. Super heroes besides Aqualad/Aquaman can swim, you know.

I was offering genuine advice.

Ohhh. I was not prepared to see genuine advice on this thread, I was thrown off for a minute there.
But I'm confused why Deadpool and tacos go together. Also I know next to nothing about Deadpool.

Deadpool is obsessed with Mexican food.

Well that makes sense then, quite appropriate. Deadpool would easily devour Taco and we would all rejoice!
Especially because Batman never takes dinner breaks, or Christmas breaks, or... any breaks. He would not devour Taco, only put him in Arkham, which is criminally easy to escape from.

Super heroes aside, when this "war" is over, I will hang Taco myself, as per the Gunslinger's duty. I made a mistake by letting him crawl away into the woodwork last time.

OR....We could set him on fire. Because fire is awesome.

No. That's exactly what a spicy food based fiend like him would want.

Ok, so I have this great idea where we put him in a washing machine filled with whole milk and Pepto Bismal, and run it for, like, five hours.

My captcha, "come clean", gave me the idea.

And then I'll hang him.

And then we'll hang him.

And then we have a barbecue!
I'll bring fruit salad.

 

[Hazy992]

If only my best friend was here...

Where are you Joe?

[HEADING=1]Where are yoooooooooooooooooooou?![/HEADING]

Pity the K man got banned

Who?

I'm terrible at remembering names

I'm a face person (or avatars, on the internets).

But a good Daystar doesn't care about avatars. That's a clue

 

[Daystar Clarion]

If only my best friend was here...

Where are you Joe?

[HEADING=1]Where are yoooooooooooooooooooou?![/HEADING]

Pity the K man got banned

Who?

I'm terrible at remembering names

I'm a face person (or avatars, on the internets).

But a good Daystar doesn't care about avatars. That's a clue

Awww hell nawwww!

He'd be a terrible Joe.

 

[The Funslinger]

I thought you would be the "Han Solo" type mercenary; you know, a theif with a heart of gold

BUT NOPE

Had to be "edgy" and "not play by the rules", didn't we?

You monster

Hah! Han Solo would've betrayed the Rebels every day of the week if they hadn't had the hot chick on their side!

And a wise man once said: "Rules are made to be broken."

He could have easily found another woman at some galactic strip club!

And where is that man? Probably in jail for TREASON... or MURDER

Batman doesn't do either!

And besides...

I HAVE BECOME THE TACO KNIGHT

(Batman's alternate reality persona!)

Dude, dude, Batman doesn't play by the rules.... ARE YOU QUESTIONING BATMAN?!

I really doubt Batman is a taco kind of guy... Crime doesn't take dinner breaks, so neither does Batman. NO TACOS FOR BATMAN.

He needs to edit his post...

Edit: And you chose the wrong Taco based super hero persona.

Is that... Aqualad?

It's Deadpool!

Why is he underwater?
Also, Aqualad is more insulting, because, I mean...it's Aqualad.

He's chasing the taco. Super heroes besides Aqualad/Aquaman can swim, you know.

I was offering genuine advice.

Ohhh. I was not prepared to see genuine advice on this thread, I was thrown off for a minute there.
But I'm confused why Deadpool and tacos go together. Also I know next to nothing about Deadpool.

Deadpool is obsessed with Mexican food.

Well that makes sense then, quite appropriate. Deadpool would easily devour Taco and we would all rejoice!
Especially because Batman never takes dinner breaks, or Christmas breaks, or... any breaks. He would not devour Taco, only put him in Arkham, which is criminally easy to escape from.

Super heroes aside, when this "war" is over, I will hang Taco myself, as per the Gunslinger's duty. I made a mistake by letting him crawl away into the woodwork last time.

OR....We could set him on fire. Because fire is awesome.

No. That's exactly what a spicy food based fiend like him would want.

Ok, so I have this great idea where we put him in a washing machine filled with whole milk and Pepto Bismal, and run it for, like, five hours.

My captcha, "come clean", gave me the idea.

And then I'll hang him.

And then we'll hang him.

And then we have a barbecue!
I'll bring fruit salad.

I'll bring the beer and the popkins[footnote]sandwiches[/footnote]

 

[Hazy992]

If only my best friend was here...

Where are you Joe?

[HEADING=1]Where are yoooooooooooooooooooou?![/HEADING]

Pity the K man got banned

Who?

I'm terrible at remembering names

I'm a face person (or avatars, on the internets).

But a good Daystar doesn't care about avatars. That's a clue

Awww hell nawwww!

He'd be a terrible Joe.

But he's Viewtiful Joe's number one fan!!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

If only my best friend was here...

Where are you Joe?

[HEADING=1]Where are yoooooooooooooooooooou?![/HEADING]

Pity the K man got banned

Who?

I'm terrible at remembering names

I'm a face person (or avatars, on the internets).

But a good Daystar doesn't care about avatars. That's a clue

Awww hell nawwww!

He'd be a terrible Joe.

But he's Viewtiful Joe's number one fan!!

*****, I don't care!

Anybody but him.

 

[Carbonyl]

I thought you would be the "Han Solo" type mercenary; you know, a theif with a heart of gold

BUT NOPE

Had to be "edgy" and "not play by the rules", didn't we?

You monster

Hah! Han Solo would've betrayed the Rebels every day of the week if they hadn't had the hot chick on their side!

And a wise man once said: "Rules are made to be broken."

He could have easily found another woman at some galactic strip club!

And where is that man? Probably in jail for TREASON... or MURDER

Batman doesn't do either!

And besides...

I HAVE BECOME THE TACO KNIGHT

(Batman's alternate reality persona!)

Dude, dude, Batman doesn't play by the rules.... ARE YOU QUESTIONING BATMAN?!

I really doubt Batman is a taco kind of guy... Crime doesn't take dinner breaks, so neither does Batman. NO TACOS FOR BATMAN.

He needs to edit his post...

Edit: And you chose the wrong Taco based super hero persona.

Is that... Aqualad?

It's Deadpool!

Why is he underwater?
Also, Aqualad is more insulting, because, I mean...it's Aqualad.

He's chasing the taco. Super heroes besides Aqualad/Aquaman can swim, you know.

I was offering genuine advice.

Ohhh. I was not prepared to see genuine advice on this thread, I was thrown off for a minute there.
But I'm confused why Deadpool and tacos go together. Also I know next to nothing about Deadpool.

Deadpool is obsessed with Mexican food.

Well that makes sense then, quite appropriate. Deadpool would easily devour Taco and we would all rejoice!
Especially because Batman never takes dinner breaks, or Christmas breaks, or... any breaks. He would not devour Taco, only put him in Arkham, which is criminally easy to escape from.

Super heroes aside, when this "war" is over, I will hang Taco myself, as per the Gunslinger's duty. I made a mistake by letting him crawl away into the woodwork last time.

OR....We could set him on fire. Because fire is awesome.

No. That's exactly what a spicy food based fiend like him would want.

Ok, so I have this great idea where we put him in a washing machine filled with whole milk and Pepto Bismal, and run it for, like, five hours.

My captcha, "come clean", gave me the idea.

And then I'll hang him.

And then we'll hang him.

And then we have a barbecue!
I'll bring fruit salad.

I'll bring the beer and the popkins[footnote]sandwiches[/footnote]

Yay!! Lynching (by washing) and BBQ!

 

[Hazy992]

If only my best friend was here...

Where are you Joe?

[HEADING=1]Where are yoooooooooooooooooooou?![/HEADING]

Pity the K man got banned

Who?

I'm terrible at remembering names

I'm a face person (or avatars, on the internets).

But a good Daystar doesn't care about avatars. That's a clue

Awww hell nawwww!

He'd be a terrible Joe.

But he's Viewtiful Joe's number one fan!!

*****, I don't care!

Anybody but him.

What part of 'Viewtiful Joes number one fan' did you not get?!

No?

Ok fine! Geez!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

If only my best friend was here...

Where are you Joe?

[HEADING=1]Where are yoooooooooooooooooooou?![/HEADING]

Pity the K man got banned

Who?

I'm terrible at remembering names

I'm a face person (or avatars, on the internets).

But a good Daystar doesn't care about avatars. That's a clue

Awww hell nawwww!

He'd be a terrible Joe.

But he's Viewtiful Joe's number one fan!!

*****, I don't care!

Anybody but him.

What part of 'Viewtiful Joes number one fan' did you not get?!

No?

Ok fine! Geez!

So he's a fanboy?

Yeah, nobody likes fanboys

 

[The Funslinger]

If only my best friend was here...

Where are you Joe?

[HEADING=1]Where are yoooooooooooooooooooou?![/HEADING]

Pity the K man got banned

Who?

I'm terrible at remembering names

I'm a face person (or avatars, on the internets).

But a good Daystar doesn't care about avatars. That's a clue

Awww hell nawwww!

He'd be a terrible Joe.

But he's Viewtiful Joe's number one fan!!

*****, I don't care!

Anybody but him.

What part of 'Viewtiful Joes number one fan' did you not get?!

No?

Ok fine! Geez!

What the hell are you two babbling about?

 

[Hazy992]

If only my best friend was here...

Where are you Joe?

[HEADING=1]Where are yoooooooooooooooooooou?![/HEADING]

Pity the K man got banned

Who?

I'm terrible at remembering names

I'm a face person (or avatars, on the internets).

But a good Daystar doesn't care about avatars. That's a clue

Awww hell nawwww!

He'd be a terrible Joe.

But he's Viewtiful Joe's number one fan!!

*****, I don't care!

Anybody but him.

What part of 'Viewtiful Joes number one fan' did you not get?!

No?

Ok fine! Geez!

So he's a fanboy?

Yeah, nobody likes fanboys

No he's Viewtiful Joes number one fan! There's a difference because I say so and you can't argue that because of reasons.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

If only my best friend was here...

Where are you Joe?

[HEADING=1]Where are yoooooooooooooooooooou?![/HEADING]

Pity the K man got banned

Who?

I'm terrible at remembering names

I'm a face person (or avatars, on the internets).

But a good Daystar doesn't care about avatars. That's a clue

Awww hell nawwww!

He'd be a terrible Joe.

But he's Viewtiful Joe's number one fan!!

*****, I don't care!

Anybody but him.

What part of 'Viewtiful Joes number one fan' did you not get?!

No?

Ok fine! Geez!

So he's a fanboy?

Yeah, nobody likes fanboys

No he's Viewtiful Joes number one fan! There's a difference because I say so and you can't argue that because of reasons.

I don't need reasons!

A good explanation cares not for facts!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

 

[bobmus]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

Meet the power of my extreme apathy!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

Meet the power of my extreme apathy!

Apathy isn't a super power!

It's a mutation of the genes...

Science can still save you!

 

[bobmus]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

Meet the power of my extreme apathy!

Apathy isn't a super power!

It's a mutation of the genes...

Science can still save you!

I'm a genetic scientist.

And Apathy certainly isn't a superpower, but it's sure to burst the bubble of the egotistical. (;

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

Meet the power of my extreme apathy!

Apathy isn't a super power!

It's a mutation of the genes...

Science can still save you!

I'm a genetic scientist.

And Apathy certainly isn't a superpower, but it's sure to burst the bubble of the egotistical. (;

To quote Keanu Reeves: "Whoa"

That must be an... interesting job

And egos were made to be broken, or at least brought back to square one a couple of times!

 

[bobmus]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

Meet the power of my extreme apathy!

Apathy isn't a super power!

It's a mutation of the genes...

Science can still save you!

I'm a genetic scientist.

And Apathy certainly isn't a superpower, but it's sure to burst the bubble of the egotistical. (;

To quote Keanu Reeves: "Whoa"

That must be an... interesting job

And egos were made to be broken, or at least brought back to square one a couple of times!

Heh, let's hope so, I'm still in training for the moment.

And I'm glad I could assist in deflating the bubble for you!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

Meet the power of my extreme apathy!

Apathy isn't a super power!

It's a mutation of the genes...

Science can still save you!

I'm a genetic scientist.

And Apathy certainly isn't a superpower, but it's sure to burst the bubble of the egotistical. (;

To quote Keanu Reeves: "Whoa"

That must be an... interesting job

And egos were made to be broken, or at least brought back to square one a couple of times!

Heh, let's hope so, I'm still in training for the moment.

And I'm glad I could assist in deflating the bubble for you!

Me? Have an ego?

It's all for a joke!

The internets must be entertained, by any means necessary!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Now we're bringing grammar and spelling into this war!?

We'd all be sentenced by a grand jury, at some point!

No I just found it ironic that you say you're not a simpleton by misspelling simpleton. Maybe the irony is lost on you

And I used to make sure all my posts were spell-checked...

F**k it, if I'm evil, spelling must go out the window!

Or maybe I could be the high-class villain

Or both?

A new me must rise from the metaphoric ashes of my mistake!

Sounds like you're having an identity crisis. I don't think you're fit to lead. Perhaps you should retire

One man's opinion, an enemy's too!

Yes, we'll take your word for it XD

Hey, if complete denial of what's right in front of you gets you through the day then that's cool

I've become the Taco Knight

I am now at peace with my mind

but the war rages on!

Good to see you finally accept your limitations I take it you'll end this silly charade and stop trying to tangle with the big boys?

What limitations?

My mind has been restored, but a certain phrase can bring it back.

But still, I train for the Brovenger attack