No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.PsychicTaco115 said:I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??
I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!
Oh, that's SO much better than being hangedCarbonyl said:No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.PsychicTaco115 said:I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??
I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!
Hanging you is just a formality.
After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.PsychicTaco115 said:Oh, that's SO much better than being hangedCarbonyl said:No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.PsychicTaco115 said:I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??
I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!
Hanging you is just a formality.
Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?
Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!
You wait until the corpse dries, duh!Carbonyl said:After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.PsychicTaco115 said:Oh, that's SO much better than being hangedCarbonyl said:No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.PsychicTaco115 said:I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??
I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!
Hanging you is just a formality.
Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?
Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!
Come on man, get it together.
You really aren't being very helpful. You haven't even told us your weaknesses in extensive detail! And can't you be more creative than just "kill it with fire"? Sheesh, and you call yourself a villain. Shouldn't you be an expert on nefarious plots? You are quite remiss in your duties, are you sure you want to pursue a career in villainy with such a small skill set?PsychicTaco115 said:You wait until the corpse dries, duh!Carbonyl said:After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.PsychicTaco115 said:Oh, that's SO much better than being hangedCarbonyl said:No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.PsychicTaco115 said:I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??
I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!
Hanging you is just a formality.
Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?
Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!
Come on man, get it together.
I'm sorry, am I not helping you enough plotting my death at YOUR hands?
You want evil?Carbonyl said:You really aren't being very helpful. You haven't even told us your weaknesses in extensive detail! And can't you be more creative than just "kill it with fire"? Sheesh, and you call yourself a villain. Shouldn't you be an expert on nefarious plots? You are quite remiss in your duties, are you sure you want to pursue a career in villainy with such a small skill set?PsychicTaco115 said:You wait until the corpse dries, duh!Carbonyl said:After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.PsychicTaco115 said:Oh, that's SO much better than being hangedCarbonyl said:No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.PsychicTaco115 said:I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??
I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!
Hanging you is just a formality.
Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?
Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!
Come on man, get it together.
I'm sorry, am I not helping you enough plotting my death at YOUR hands?
*shuffles papers*
With your grades on the villain test you can maybe get into..... Black Manta's henchman internship program!
You see, you're supposed to tie me to a log on a conveyer belt, start up a giant saw, and then force me to watch those, so that they are the last thing I see before my "inevitable doom". Haven't you seen any cartoon villains? Right now I can just not click play.PsychicTaco115 said:You want evil?Carbonyl said:You really aren't being very helpful. You haven't even told us your weaknesses in extensive detail! And can't you be more creative than just "kill it with fire"? Sheesh, and you call yourself a villain. Shouldn't you be an expert on nefarious plots? You are quite remiss in your duties, are you sure you want to pursue a career in villainy with such a small skill set?PsychicTaco115 said:You wait until the corpse dries, duh!Carbonyl said:After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.PsychicTaco115 said:Oh, that's SO much better than being hangedCarbonyl said:No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.PsychicTaco115 said:I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??
I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!
Hanging you is just a formality.
Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?
Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!
Come on man, get it together.
I'm sorry, am I not helping you enough plotting my death at YOUR hands?
*shuffles papers*
With your grades on the villain test you can maybe get into..... Black Manta's henchman internship program!
And what I really want to do
That's the stereotypical badguyCarbonyl said:You see, you're supposed to tie me to a log on a conveyer belt, start up a giant saw, and then force me to watch those, so that they are the last thing I see before my "inevitable doom". Haven't you seen any cartoon villains? Right now I can just not click play.PsychicTaco115 said:You want evil?Carbonyl said:You really aren't being very helpful. You haven't even told us your weaknesses in extensive detail! And can't you be more creative than just "kill it with fire"? Sheesh, and you call yourself a villain. Shouldn't you be an expert on nefarious plots? You are quite remiss in your duties, are you sure you want to pursue a career in villainy with such a small skill set?PsychicTaco115 said:You wait until the corpse dries, duh!Carbonyl said:After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.PsychicTaco115 said:Oh, that's SO much better than being hangedCarbonyl said:No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.PsychicTaco115 said:I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??
I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!
Hanging you is just a formality.
Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?
Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!
Come on man, get it together.
I'm sorry, am I not helping you enough plotting my death at YOUR hands?
*shuffles papers*
With your grades on the villain test you can maybe get into..... Black Manta's henchman internship program!
And what I really want to do
You are not cut out for your job, sorry.
See, that's not villainy, that would just be mean, it would make you a bully.PsychicTaco115 said:That's the stereotypical badguyCarbonyl said:You see, you're supposed to tie me to a log on a conveyer belt, start up a giant saw, and then force me to watch those, so that they are the last thing I see before my "inevitable doom". Haven't you seen any cartoon villains? Right now I can just not click play.PsychicTaco115 said:You want evil?Carbonyl said:You really aren't being very helpful. You haven't even told us your weaknesses in extensive detail! And can't you be more creative than just "kill it with fire"? Sheesh, and you call yourself a villain. Shouldn't you be an expert on nefarious plots? You are quite remiss in your duties, are you sure you want to pursue a career in villainy with such a small skill set?PsychicTaco115 said:You wait until the corpse dries, duh!Carbonyl said:After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.PsychicTaco115 said:Oh, that's SO much better than being hangedCarbonyl said:No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.PsychicTaco115 said:I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??
I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!
Hanging you is just a formality.
Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?
Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!
Come on man, get it together.
I'm sorry, am I not helping you enough plotting my death at YOUR hands?
*shuffles papers*
With your grades on the villain test you can maybe get into..... Black Manta's henchman internship program!
And what I really want to do
You are not cut out for your job, sorry.
I could have the tech crew hack into your profile and cause you to get banned, if we felt like it
This is merely a warm-up, for bigger things to come!
Well, meanness IS a synonym for villainy...Carbonyl said:See, that's not villainy, that would just be mean, it would make you a bully.PsychicTaco115 said:That's the stereotypical badguyCarbonyl said:You see, you're supposed to tie me to a log on a conveyer belt, start up a giant saw, and then force me to watch those, so that they are the last thing I see before my "inevitable doom". Haven't you seen any cartoon villains? Right now I can just not click play.PsychicTaco115 said:You want evil?Carbonyl said:You really aren't being very helpful. You haven't even told us your weaknesses in extensive detail! And can't you be more creative than just "kill it with fire"? Sheesh, and you call yourself a villain. Shouldn't you be an expert on nefarious plots? You are quite remiss in your duties, are you sure you want to pursue a career in villainy with such a small skill set?PsychicTaco115 said:You wait until the corpse dries, duh!Carbonyl said:After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.PsychicTaco115 said:Oh, that's SO much better than being hangedCarbonyl said:No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.PsychicTaco115 said:I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??
I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!
Hanging you is just a formality.
Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?
Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!
Come on man, get it together.
I'm sorry, am I not helping you enough plotting my death at YOUR hands?
*shuffles papers*
With your grades on the villain test you can maybe get into..... Black Manta's henchman internship program!
And what I really want to do
You are not cut out for your job, sorry.
I could have the tech crew hack into your profile and cause you to get banned, if we felt like it
This is merely a warm-up, for bigger things to come!
Actual fighting isn't fun, and I know from experience.
The spirit of this is meant to be light-hearted jest, the Brovengers are warriors of whimsy. Silliness is my calling, and I fight for the freedom of fun.
I've had much better 15 seconds of my life, thank you very muchDaystar Clarion said:
Daystar Clarion said:Or your own conceptionPsychicTaco115 said:
Jesus, aren't these the good guys? I don't recall Batman ever having a BBQ around someone who was simultaneously hung and burnt at the stake.PsychicTaco115 said:I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??
I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!
