The Item to your immediate right

[figment of mind]

`a sewing machine...well, at least i can use it as a bludgioning device.

 

[barbzilla]

Only thing on my right is duct tape. On my left is a trash can with water bottles. Well I have the most useful thing in a zombie apocalypse, unfortunately it isn't useful as a weapon.

 

[xplay3r]

Pack of smokes.. At least I'll die in style ^_^

Same here. Light a zombie on fire with my Beatles Zippo lighter light my cigarette off of its flaming corpse and and repeat till dead or out of cigarettes in which case, find more cigarettes and repeat.

 

[Carnage95]

Come on Boba Fett, let's put that bobbling head of yours to use.

 

[Odbarc]

Toilet paper...

I guess that means I'm going to post-rebirth/undeath mummify a few zombies. (I think they gives them an armor bonus for some reason.)

 

[dystopiaINC]

damn l looked to my right and all i saw was a slushy and a pen, then i looked to my left...i found my calvary saber. i'm all good son

 

[KuwaSanjuro]

An empty strawberry yoghurt pot. Before you ask, it was nice.

 

[IamQ]

Uh, two 1kg dumbells. Fucking yes for me, I get to lift weights while their tearing down my house. Oh well, maybe I can get super-ripped and punch them to death like I'm the Incredible Hulk.

 

[Ambient]

...The manual to God of War 3?

 

[Dularn]

A... Mobile phone...

Well, maybe I can set the alarm to go off in 30 seconds and then lob it behind a pack of zombies to distract them.

 

[UltraDeth]

An apple core? A FUCKING APPLE CORE!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Dear World, Y U NO let me own a weapon?

 

[Tiscolfo]

A dinosaur pin... I guess I'll cut their arteries or gauge their eyes xP

 

[staika]

My dog, I'm dead

if you meant non living object then a a small waste basket, yeah I'm still dead.

 

[whiteshark12]

Pringles tube!

I hope zombies die of kidney stones...

 

[Whateveralot]

A stolen doorhandle and a lamp.

I am a winnar!



I WANT CAPTCHA BACK!!

 

[evilomega13]

Hello....Nerf Gun, pillows, and D+D Rulebooks.

...Damn, I'ma gonna die. Again.

 

[CheckD3]

I'd say my sheet that's around me, but I'd call that cheating since it's not 100% next to me, so my pillow, covered by an NFL pillow cover

 

[KefkaCultist]

A wall to my right and a trash can to my left... I'm fucked.

 

[Vorpals]

I can slap the zombies to death with my mouse pad.

 

[mad825]

A mouse on the right and a empty bottle of Frijj on the left.

Not doing so well.