The Item to your immediate right
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A printer. I could smash a head with that in an emergency. This begs the question though, if the dead had begun to rise, why would I wait to react until they were literally in my study? I'd have gone around, gathered any improvised weapons and non perishable food upstairs, then broken the stairs at the very least. In reality, if the news started reporting walking corpses, then I'd have assembled my loved ones and escaped to the sparsely populated islands off the coast before ever having to reach for a weapon.
To my immediate right, I have my printer, multi-tool and assorted computer paraphenlia.
Immediately to my left, I have a shield, Germanic bastard sword, kukri, and various other blade-like implements.
In front of me and approximately five paces away (I have to go through a door into the next room) I have a small arsenal of mostly oriental-style blades (And most of those katanas), a sword-breaker, set of nunchaku and most importantly, a qin-do style long-spear (Chinese polearm highly reminiscent of the naginata).
Of these options, all of which can be retrieved in less than five seconds when I'm in a rush, I'll likely grab the bastard sword and Kukri use them to clear a path, if necessary, to the Qin-do, because spears and polearms are just what the doctor ordered in a zombie apocalypse. And then drop the now-obsolete sword. The only thing I'm missing is some sort of forearm guard, but I do hand my leather jacket in the same closet as the qin-do, and it will have to do in an emergency.
If I have even extra time, I have a pair of steel-toed combat boots I can lace up.
Time from danger to full arming and regalia: approximately three point five minuets, assuming only moderate difficulties.
Immediately to my left, I have a shield, Germanic bastard sword, kukri, and various other blade-like implements.
In front of me and approximately five paces away (I have to go through a door into the next room) I have a small arsenal of mostly oriental-style blades (And most of those katanas), a sword-breaker, set of nunchaku and most importantly, a qin-do style long-spear (Chinese polearm highly reminiscent of the naginata).
Of these options, all of which can be retrieved in less than five seconds when I'm in a rush, I'll likely grab the bastard sword and Kukri use them to clear a path, if necessary, to the Qin-do, because spears and polearms are just what the doctor ordered in a zombie apocalypse. And then drop the now-obsolete sword. The only thing I'm missing is some sort of forearm guard, but I do hand my leather jacket in the same closet as the qin-do, and it will have to do in an emergency.
If I have even extra time, I have a pair of steel-toed combat boots I can lace up.
Time from danger to full arming and regalia: approximately three point five minuets, assuming only moderate difficulties.
Dude, that hamster eats knives. I think it can take on a couple zombies.Detective Prince said:
Also, I have a sleeping bag to my right. I can just wrap myself in it and roll past the zombies in an effective disguise-cocoon! And if i die, at least I'll die in toasty coziness.
Immediate right -
Some apple cores, and my MP4 media player.
immediate Left -
My printer mounted on a stool.
Some apple cores, and my MP4 media player.
immediate Left -
My printer mounted on a stool.
Pics or didn't happen.Sarpedon said:
AND I'M FUCKED!!! I have a box of tissues to my left and a PS3 controller to my right!
(box of tissues just happens to be there, i'm not doing anything.)
Hm... my computer? Well... yeah, i might be able to bash some zombie heads with it... but come on, i've got a super-heavy training sword just a meter away. Much easier and faster than unplugging my monstrosity (It looks like the Monolith of 2001) and lugging it around.
Headphones....I'll Blast "House Harkonnen" and use them like a Sound Cannon (modify it to a Blastmaster maybe) from the Warhammer 40k Universe/Dawn of War II, and Kill Everything!
