The Item to your immediate right

[Count Igor]

Yaaaay flip flops.
Wat.

 

[hazabaza1]

I think the 360 could crack a few skulls.

 

[Vykrel]

i hope zombies have a weakness to soda...

 

[DistinctlyBenign]

3g kindle.

A reasonable choice. Not a weapons itself, but with internet access anywhere and simple access to the Zombie Survival Guide I should be better off than most.

 

[Prosis]

A towel. I am now ready for any situation, according to The Guide.

Remember,

DON'T PANIC

 

[PhoenixKing]

YES! A DS WITH PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES IN IT! I CAN WIN THE INVASION USING GREENERY!

 

[Jegsimmons]

HELLOOOOOOOO GLOCK 22!!!

see people? that's why owning multiple handguns is a good idea.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

The fridge? A bit elaborate, but I guess it would work. If they line up neatly beneath my window.
Yeah I could crawl in it but I seem to remember fridges and apocalyses don't seem to work as well together.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I have a magazine and a blanket....

So the plan is I throw the magazine as a distraction and then use the blanket to hang myself...

Hooray....

 

[Communist partisan]

My Dr. Martens, AWWWWWW YEAH!

 

[otakon17]

Oh look here, I got a damn big carnival MALLET!
I'm smashing some skulls this sucker!
WOO HOO!

 

[NormalityImpaired]

great, to my right: a flashlight and a box of e-cig supplies. to my left: a stack of empty soda cans. though a little further to my right i see my machete, guess that might help

 

[vance32]

Hello Pip-boy Watch

At least i can carry 200 pounds of equipment in it

 

[Wharrgarble]

...My cell phone.

I guess I could chuck it once. Then run.

 

[MorganL4]

How do I attack a zombie with a bed? Any ideas?

 

[Darius Brogan]

My external hard drive. Fuck that noise! My information is too precious to be beating over the heads of the undead!

Although, if immediate right applies to floor by floor, I have a pellet gun downstairs on my right, as well as my replica of Excalibur, a Katana, and a Wakizashi.

As long as I could make it downstairs, I think I'd be okay.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

A Pepsi can

Straight to the zombies forehead! smush!

 

[Urgh76]

Two remotes, my 3DS and my phone are all basically the same distance away on my right...... Im screwed

 

[Nieroshai]

A spoon. BUT since I do have legs and all doors and windows are a good distance away from my desk, there's no reason I can't grab one of my swords, knives, or revolver given the chance the walking dead slowly shambles in.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Well what do you know.

I got a hammer.