The Item to your immediate right

[Broken Blade]

A red ceramic coffee mug with "Love" written on it. I'm doomed.

 

[Reaper195]

Large glass filled with rum and coke. Yay!

 

[Xorph]

To my right is a stack of PC games, I'm gonna go with the aluminum baseball bat and 6 foot tall war staff of my left.

 

[CoL0sS]

One of those rotating household fans. It's hot as hell in here, and I don't mean me

PS: captcha was "dear cookie"

 

[The Rockerfly]

Guitar and amp, I can go out while playing Soothsayer fuck yeah!

 

[Daverson]

Radiator.

Say what you will, tearing the radiator off the wall and beating a zombie to death with it is pretty fucking manly, so I think I'll be doing all right.

Good thing you didn't say left, though, 'cause that's a folding table with a load of stuff on it. If I picked that up, the mess would be awful! D=

 

[Malrock]

Well the IMMEDIATE item to my right is a Sony Ericsson Xperia Play, so not much help lol. If your willing to be a bit lenient with me (and save my life when the zombies come) then you will let me take one of the items slightly further to the right, an Ōdachi Japanese long sword or my Frostmourne replica...

 

[Sarpedon]

Also, I'm curious as to why do two of the people before me have crowbars to their immediate right. Do you keep your computers in your garden shed? Does your computer work on the threat of physical violence?

Honestly I was wondering the same thing... I just assumed they keep the computer in their garage. Or they live under constant zombie fear!

 

[CleverCover]

Um, it's a chemistry for idiots book.

Uhhh, I can either beat you to death with it, unlikely, or I can use the knowledge within to create a weapon so awesome, your eyeballs melt from the utter amazingness, also unlikely.

So...I'm screwed?

 

[M0rp43vs]

To my left: A curtain which I can(and have before on an impulse) dismantle into a spear with..
To my left:A swiss army knife, A Rectangular guitar case(3/4 tall as i am)

So a spear and shield deal.

 

[PissOffRoth]

A rather large and intricate chair which can be used to trip several zombies while I make my way down the hall to the gun safe.

 

[crudus]

I have a 3-inch knife. It would be vaguely handy.

Screwdriver, vodka and energy drink. Hmmmmmm...not very helpful.

That depends if that screwdriver is sonic or not

 

[Nixzilla]

Mouse,Dr Pepper,and a PS3 to my right and a burger,controller,and ibeprofen to my left you tell me if i will live.

 

[SimpleJack]

Um, to my immediate right is a window -_-

Luckily to my left is a fashionably deadly cane that for some reason is in my room.

Pimpin'.

 

[Hafnium]

Cheap sunglasses, at least the end won't be too bright.

 

[Keava]

Braaaaiiins. Because if it's zombie apocalypse im already one of them.

 

[Valksy]

I have a fountain pen and one of the cats. Huzzah (I'm screwed).

 

[ddon]

How does a chair sound? It isn't the best but I have seen worse.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Bass guitar...

It's based on the Steinberger desigin though, so it's pretty much a cricket bat. If L4D2 is anything to go by, that'll do in a pinch.

 

[th155]

I'm on the bus... Well, i suppose bashing zombies with a bus will work, and it's a method of transport... Hm... I suppose i'm not really that badly off.