The Item to your immediate right

[Death-of-Penguins]

Hedgehog. Huh, could be useful. For a little while.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

A freshly microwaved burrito.

 

[Minjoltr]

A wall. Could come in handy.

 

[luclin92]

a lamp. woho now i van try an hit the zombies by using it as a club, and i can strangle people i dont like with the cord

 

[JezebelinHell]

My laptop case... Hundreds of guns in the house I am sitting in and I am stuck with a laptop case? Fuck me. I know there are several guns 3 feet past it. I think I will take the chance at getting one of them before the rest of the family can.

 

[shroomie]

My Xbox. I don't to break it but I dont want to die either. Good thing its the old model so it can cause more damage.

 

[Gunjester]

AH DAMN...it's a cage with a rat in it..maybe her little ladder will do some damage...
If I look to my left there's a bokuto, behind me a shitai and a re-curve bow with six arrows, and in front of me is my D-switch blade..WHY'D IT HAVE TO BE TO MY LEFT?!

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Pile of cushions, erm I guess I could fight off the Zombies by tucking them into bed... or smothering them. Actually scratch that, a pillow fight in a zombie apocalypse would be awesome.

 

[JayDig]

A one gig stick of DDR2 RAM. I'm certain I could fashion some kind of eye-gouging weapon out of it.

Though the corkscrew or half-empty bottle to my left would probly be slightly more useful.

 

[rwege]

Man pictures are a pain to load (when you've never posted one before)

anywho BRING IT ZOMBIES

 

[Owlly]

HAlf a cake...on a plate...with a fork stuck in it...WOOO!!! i can eat cake and die <3 best death EVER

 

[Irriduccibilli]

To my immediate right you say? Crap, I dont really think that a Razer mouse is a good weapon against a zombie. To my left... a wallet. If you'll allow me to take to steps to my right I got a baseball bat in my corner, that should come in handy. Either the bat or a foam finger... tough choice. I would probably go with the foam finger. A foam finger is probably the most deadly weapon existing right now. What? Why are you laughing at my weapon of choice? Well, I guess you have never played Dead Space 2 then, jsut check this out

Bang, bang, pew pew pew, bang

 

[Byere]

Oh fuck you... I have to fight off zombie with a packet of Tic Tacs? Are you insane! *cries*

 

[an874]

A pair of socks.

 

[CorinthianRed]

modified 12 round M1911 & a subway footlong turkey sub with everything but cucumbers on it.
I like my odds.

 

[hamasins]

HELL NO!!!! there is no way in hell i am using my DS as a zumbie apocalypse weapon i would rather die :3... and the wall to my left would not make a good weapon.

 

[jovack22]

violin. i'll use the bow as a rapier

 

[Lillowh]

A TI-89 Silver Edition Calculator. EAT MATH ZOMBIES!

 

[Oinodaemon]

Um....a fork...and...a box of tissues...don't read too much into that, I have a cold : ) I guess there's a pretty large lamp within reaching distance on my left.