To my right? Let me see...
A small plate full of stale bread crumbs.
Huh, that sounds like something you'd randomly find in a videogame..... Crap...
To my left I have more options. A small water bottle, a calender, and an orange cat. Oh, and a window. At least I'll have an escape route.
Now in the drawer in front of me I have two knives. One is a Pakistani knife/dagger, the other is a tiny roman souvenir I use to open letters and cut twine with.
... Damn... Outside of the cat, my surroundings still look like what you'd find in a videogame...