I checked this one out when it was first posted; luckily, back then I had my multi-tool, so I suppose I was ready for anything. But I didn't leave a reply at the time.
Let's see how things work for me now...
Hmmm... my dinner.
Well, at least I'll face the apocalypse well-fed.
And if I get zombified on the spot, who knows? Maybe I can be a well-mannered zombie and eat my prey with proper utensils.