The Item to your immediate right

[Womplord]

A crusifix. The power of christ compels you!

 

[aarontg]

Chew on $2000 worth of computer hardware you cannibals!

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Screwdriver, vodka and energy drink. Hmmmmmm...not very helpful.

Anyways, I have two baseball bats. And MMA gloves. And a box of nails, surprisingly. I'm set.

 

[A Free Man]

Argh I have a calculator.. Well zombies are dumb right? Perhaps I could logic them until their minds explode!

 

[Kyouki1980]

Right: Prescription sunglasses, said glasses case and various medications.. oh and a bit below all that, some soy sauce I forgot to re-seal. Bugger.

Left: An empty box of Fluconazole, my DSlite, Mp3 Player, phone and a pack of pocket tissues.

So all in all I'm pretty much fucked in the event of an IMMEDIATE zombie apocalypse.
Though having said that I have various martial arts weapons up on the wall behind me. ^_^ BOOYAH!

 

[Temple Guard]

My pillow, and remote control. At least I will be comfortable.

 

[Warlord211]

I have a fucking pillow. What the hell am i supposed to do with a fucking pillow against a zombie horde, have a pillow fight?

 

[Da_Schwartz]

A three pack of dial soap and an old halloween pumpkin air freshener... fuck me.

 

[xshadowslayerx]

To my right: Broken TV
To my left: Toy Gun


Im screwed

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

um. i have my good friend and fellow escapist Pimppeter2 to my immediate right. guess he'd be okay to slow them down while i run away...

 

[obehave_wan]

Sweet! I get to bash some skulls with my trusty ukulele!

 

[Cazza]

Zombies fear my one Gig USB

 

[Sikratua]

Rock Band Fender Strat or a metal baseball bat.

 

[DMac the Knife]

It's all about where you happen to be sitting at the time you look around. I am in the living room so I am sitting between a 9mm and a broadsword. In the den it would be a fire axe and .308 Remington. In the bedroom it would be a choice of more 9mms, a 12 gauge shotgun and a trench knife.

 

[Owen Majkowski]

assorted wires, an xbox 360, an external hard drive, a sock and a shoe. lucky me.

 

[TheKruzdawg]

"Straight Man" by Richard Russo. And I haven't even finished reading it yet. Good bye cruel world.

 

[Mr_FJ]

Empty soda can... Well I guess it COULD hurt SOMEWHAT when I throw it on the first zombie... The others will have to settle for my brain, I guess

Well if it has to be DIRECTLY to my right, it's my wall... So yeah, is that my weapon now?

 

[AWDMANOUT]

The zombie apocalypse has just struck. The item to your right is now your weapon of choice. What is it? If there doesn't happen to be anything to your right, then use your left.

Lucky Me, I have a Katana and a shotgun stuck between my desk and my entertainment center, to my right. No joke. xD

One of these creepy ass pillows: http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$(KGrHqUOKiEE3Dp44melBN2D542VoQ~~_3.JPG
I'm screwed.

 

[epialesofaergia]

A bookshelf. I can either break it into pieces for stabbing, or I could use the power of the written word.

Which begs the question: Which work would be most effective against a zombie? I would think a hardcover copy of The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. I think it would give the zombie something to sympathize with, plus you can bash its skull in once you've lulled it into a sentimental trance.