The Item to your immediate right

[Singularly Datarific]

Ah- a wooden door with a giant glass window in it. Could work.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

My Dean guitar, guess I have to jump on top of the roof, hook up the amp, and watch humanity implode while playing this...

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[dwstrat]

An assault rifle... I mean a calculator! haha jk

 

[let's rock]

a closet door. in this colset are all my familie's guns (In a locked safe). Am I allowed to open the door and get the guns ao does the door count as me weapon?

 

[Blatherscythe]

Lets see, airsoft assault rifle, *turns around in the right direction in the office chair to the point where I'm actually facing left* spiked club. I think I have a decent chance of survival with my club.

 

[God's Clown]

I have a Towel to my left. I am safe from everything. As you should very well know, a towel is the most important thing you can have with you.

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

A MIDI keyboard. I guess I'll have to face the hordes of the undead with the power of music!

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

I have a Towel to my left. I am safe from everything. As you should very well know, a towel is the most important thing you can have with you.

 

[blankedboy]

A Crash Bandicoot CD.
Is that good?

 

[God's Clown]

I have a Towel to my left. I am safe from everything. As you should very well know, a towel is the most important thing you can have with you.

Spoiler

I never do, ever. I saved the universe with a towel once.

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

I have a Towel to my left. I am safe from everything. As you should very well know, a towel is the most important thing you can have with you.

Spoiler

I never do, ever. I saved the universe with a towel once.

Did you celebrate by getting a little high?

 

[CodenameVal]

A couch to my right a door to my left

 

[Klarinette]

That would be my cell phone, and it keeps vibrating due to an old boyfriend talking about how he's thinking about me. UGHHHHH, I'm surly and not sober and hurting over someone else, FUCK OFF.

That said, this is my goddamn weapon? Wow, I'm screwed.

Aside: What the hell happened with the Captcha? It's big, completely legible, and I even got one that makes sense. "full tilt"

 

[NeoShinGundam]

NOOO!!! Not my brand new all-in-one printer!! Actually, it would probably make a decent crushing weapon.

 

[Zanderinfal]

Left: A ball point pen (I'm fucked).
Right: A newspaper (double fucked right there).
I'M FUCKED.
TIMES 2.

Times 3 actually. Cause you have 1 fucked, and then two more fucked.

Good point.
Fuck it. I'm going to hell tonight none-the-less.

 

[BeerTent]

A BT-4 Assault...

Woodsball Paintball Marker.

Well, if they can still identify things, I might be able to spook them. If not, the stock might make a decent bludgeon. Better than the External Hard-drive to my Right.

 

[Biosophilogical]

A pillow.

Hmmmm... I wonder if zombies are allergic to cotton...

No? I didn't think so. I am screwed.

Well actually ... the last time a zombie attacked me, all I had was a hand full of cotton, and here I am.

OT: A reasonably heavy wooden chair ... I'm so dead ... unless ... quickly, give me some of your cotton!

 

[TheLoneBeet]

Sunglasses on my right. Great, I can put those on and be eaten while looking like a douche. I'd be luckier if I was allowed the left, because there's a sword hanging on the wall.

 

[OManoghue]

My Blackberry... Shit.