Lessee if I'm going to be the next chef special, or heir to Serious Sam (incidentally my surname is Samuel).
To my right... Concept sketches for my next commission... At least it's an A3 notebook. Hefty cover too.
To my left... Shoes.
Erm............. Might as well get a running start.
What's the limit on distance though? I mean, between me and the next 3 meters to my left I've got PC tower, tower fan, two cricket bats, electric guitar, a wakazashi (affectionately entitled "Banana sword"), 60 and 30cm steel rulers, and two scissors on top of my art supplies toolbox.
I WANT TO GET SERIOUS!!! BEFORE THE FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH THESE ZOMBIES!!!