The Item to your immediate right

[One of Many]

To my right, a cork screw.
To my left, a two-by-four.

Lets do this!

 

[Pwny Express]

Oh man. I have me a 7/8 full bottle of Dark Kiss body lotion...That isn't weird for an 18 year old metal head, is it?

 

[Fbuh]

Two pairs of scissors to my right, and a specialized mirror used for telling the difference between polarized and non polarized sunglasses to my left (I'm at work, working obviously!)

Time to kick undead ass.

 

[Nightrunex]

A milka wrapper
On me left, a Pokemon movie (I was bored)

 

[Amazon warrior]

Hmmm. If I'm allowed to choose what's in my right pocket, then I have my trusty Swiss Army knife that goes (almost) everywhere with me.

If not, then I guess I have to make the best of the clutter on my desk, of which the most dangerous items would seem to be a table knife, a hairbrush or a pair of toenail clippers.

......>_>

<_<......


I SHALL PEDICURE THEM TO DEATH!

 

[shadowshian]

pizza plate with two forks

edit* miscounted the forks

 

[Silversheath]

A fun size 3 Musketeers and a bottle cap.

Well, being eaten alive cant be that bad.... right?

 

[Roofstone]

My teddy bear.. No way! I'd die before I smear zombie blood over him.. Poor guy.

 

[Sarpedon]

Lucky Me, I have a Katana and a shotgun stuck between my desk and my entertainment center, to my right. No joke. xD

EDIT: I've seen some people call me out for "Fortunately" having a shotgun and katana to my right. Even if I'd chosen to go to the left, all I'd have to do is open the top left drawer of my desk and I'll have an 8.5 inch dagger and a swiss army knife...

Pics or didn't happen.


AND I'M FUCKED!!! I have a box of tissues to my left and a PS3 controller to my right!

(box of tissues just happens to be there, i'm not doing anything.)

Not sure how to post pics on here, or I would.

 

[Baldry]

Well the first thing I was a wooden dolphin statue... well it's pointy I guess, sure it'll do some damage.

 

[JochemDude]

Feel the wrath of my bass guitar.
Anyway... wow I guess I know what to do if I ever try to get that amazing topic badge

 

[spacepope22]

Light-blue highlighter.

 

[Sarpedon]

Feel the wrath of my bass guitar.
Anyway... wow I guess I know what to do if I ever try to get that amazing topic badge

I just did this cause I was bored. I didn't think that many people would respond xD

 

[Zinthys]

A real size human skeleton made out of paper. I don't think that it will be of much help against zombies

 

[Harlief]

A pocket knife... could be worse, could be better.

 

[amadhatter]

This is why I bought a shillelagh in the first place. Come get some.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

A mostly full bottle of Southern Comfort.

Glass the zombies and lose the hooch? Or stop long enough to drink the booze and die a painful death?

Argh. Why does life do these things to me?

 

[wordsmith]

Four glass bottles, a screwdriver and my PC... This could be an interesting couple of hours...

 

[Clearycousin11]

I have a pillow and a guitar case. Also a model batarang from the Arkham Asylum special edition.