The Keys to Any Fictional Vehicle
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I don't think I'd bother to choose anything.
Unless whatever >fictional< vehicle I chose would suddenly become real, all I would have would be a key that didn't have a corresponding lock.
But let's pretend that you said we would also recieve said vehicle.
In that case, I'd totally pick Dead Reckoning:
Dead Reckoning is the tank/truck/RV from hell used to transverse the zombie-infested remains of the old world. Once the pilots batten down the hatches, Dead Reckoning is basically a fort on wheels; it can shoot down, distract, or run over anything in its path. Now, if humanity had gotten clever and churned these out by the dozen during the early stages of the zombie apocalypse, the takeover might never have happened. Overall, Dead Reckoning isn't something to be trifled with. Mad Max would be jealous.
Unless whatever >fictional< vehicle I chose would suddenly become real, all I would have would be a key that didn't have a corresponding lock.
But let's pretend that you said we would also recieve said vehicle.
In that case, I'd totally pick Dead Reckoning:
Dead Reckoning is the tank/truck/RV from hell used to transverse the zombie-infested remains of the old world. Once the pilots batten down the hatches, Dead Reckoning is basically a fort on wheels; it can shoot down, distract, or run over anything in its path. Now, if humanity had gotten clever and churned these out by the dozen during the early stages of the zombie apocalypse, the takeover might never have happened. Overall, Dead Reckoning isn't something to be trifled with. Mad Max would be jealous.
I'd mainly use it to ride around my
And of course a Reaver Titan to get around on planets.
Considering we are talking about fictional vehicles, I would go with yes.janjotat said:
Also I'm pretty sure it was swallowed by a black hole, and not parked inside of a sun.
Yes, yes it is. However, it's also bloody massive. I know for certain that I'd never be able to crew, maintain, and fuel her, let alone find all the nooks and crannies on a 5+ km long ship. Actually, how big are they supposed to be. I find sources saying 5-28km long.Ed130 said:The Armageddon class is just a Lunar Cruiser with upgraded weapons and some dorsal lances.
Now this
The Emperor Class Battleship Divine Right
is a warship.
An Armageddon class, however... Much more manageable and who would honestly say "no" to extra lances?
I'm sorry, I know its obvious but everyone in this thread who hasn't said TARDIS is clearly just answering "the key to any fictional which can't travel to any place or time has infinite storage capacity, rooms of wardrobes, a swimming pool, shields, can fly in space, has a (faulty) chameleon circuit and looks like a Policebox. At the same time"
I mean you might look all fancy in your Normandy, but we know that really you're just hiding the pain of seeing me overtake you in my Policebox and in your heart, you're weeping there all alone in space in your small little tin can whilst I'm busy carving my initials unto the as-yet-unplaced underside of the Great Pyramid's capstone.
Sure I could pretend I'm Batman. But is that really as good as kicking Hitler in the unmentionables or looking into the heart of a binary star system from 3 miles away? Really?
And the DeLorean? That's like asking if your time machine could please be more crippled and inadequate, please.
You send a man down to check on the exhaust port and the bacteria on his hands have evolved sentient life, developed thermonuclear weapons and wiped themselves out in a war of attrition with the bacteria from his foot before he gets there. A billion times over =D They actually develop space flight and start building their own mechs
Command once ordered a new coat of paint, but the universe collapsed in on itself again whilst work was in progress, causing delays to the schedule
I mean you might look all fancy in your Normandy, but we know that really you're just hiding the pain of seeing me overtake you in my Policebox and in your heart, you're weeping there all alone in space in your small little tin can whilst I'm busy carving my initials unto the as-yet-unplaced underside of the Great Pyramid's capstone.
Sure I could pretend I'm Batman. But is that really as good as kicking Hitler in the unmentionables or looking into the heart of a binary star system from 3 miles away? Really?
And the DeLorean? That's like asking if your time machine could please be more crippled and inadequate, please.
My favourite bit is where you ask it to move and it takes 10 million years to respond and 20 million years before you realise itPinkamena said:
You send a man down to check on the exhaust port and the bacteria on his hands have evolved sentient life, developed thermonuclear weapons and wiped themselves out in a war of attrition with the bacteria from his foot before he gets there. A billion times over =D They actually develop space flight and start building their own mechs
Command once ordered a new coat of paint, but the universe collapsed in on itself again whilst work was in progress, causing delays to the schedule
I would say either a Covenant Super Carrier or the UNSC Infinity (the most powerful ship humanity has made in Halo. not to mention it is so large it launches other frigates that I believe were similar in size to the Pillar of Autumn)
So yeah, two monsterous space craft with tremendous firepower. However, I don't think either is pilotable by one person, so there is that.
If not either of those, then I would pick a gunship. Which one? The Saber space fighters from Halo: Reach. I can exit and enter the atmosphere and land at any docking station. I love outer space and my range of space games are limited so Halo has taken up most of my wonderment. (Though Halo 4 wasn't quite up to par...NO! BAD! I'm off topic again!...I think...)
So yeah, two monsterous space craft with tremendous firepower. However, I don't think either is pilotable by one person, so there is that.
If not either of those, then I would pick a gunship. Which one? The Saber space fighters from Halo: Reach. I can exit and enter the atmosphere and land at any docking station. I love outer space and my range of space games are limited so Halo has taken up most of my wonderment. (Though Halo 4 wasn't quite up to par...NO! BAD! I'm off topic again!...I think...)
I'll take the Errant Venture.
I mean, it's a bright red Star Destroyer that's been modified by smugglers, what's not to love?
I mean, it's a bright red Star Destroyer that's been modified by smugglers, what's not to love?
ok obvious answer is... well been said a lot but TARDIS, granted that i gain the knowledge to use it with the keys, but i suppose that goes along with most of the options here.
Second choice some form of giant robot, Epyon from Gundam Wing prolly
And coming in third cause i saw somebody else say it and i want to be able to pick up hitchhikers and have them turn into random things like a penguin, The Heart of Gold with its Infinite Improbability Drive, from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
Second choice some form of giant robot, Epyon from Gundam Wing prolly
And coming in third cause i saw somebody else say it and i want to be able to pick up hitchhikers and have them turn into random things like a penguin, The Heart of Gold with its Infinite Improbability Drive, from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
Obviously the Tar...actually no, I'll think of something original.
My Armored Core from ACV. Can't travel in time, but Jesus Christ does it have massive cannons.
My Armored Core from ACV. Can't travel in time, but Jesus Christ does it have massive cannons.
Yep, this one right here!Able Seacat said:Who you gonna call?
Well the Ghostbusters are gonna have to take the bus because I'll have their ride, mwha ha ha.
I would want to ride it for that sweet sirene alone.
Also, the Flaptter from Laputa: Castle in the Sky.
