The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[Cheery Lunatic]

So I'm fighting edamame with a couple of eggs.

Awwwwriigghhtt. ***** ain't got nothin'.

 

[CarlsonAndPeeters]

Um...a turkey burger with cheese in it? So a turkey crossed with a cow?

And I'm fighting it off with a granola bard. I will lose.

 

[chstens]

So a Pasta-egg-sausage with rice stew attacks me? How?

 

[ScarlettRage]

Fighting a hamburger with... insant ramen!

 

[Christopher Bocanegra]

I'm fighting poptarts with chicken alfredo... Cool.

 

[Navvan]

I will be fighting Barbeque Chicken with a Hersey's Bar. I like to think the chicken has the ability to shoot high pressure barbeque sauce to destroy their enemies.

 

[Kieros]

I am apparently being attacked by Astronaut Ice Cream.
At least I can poke holes in it with Uncooked Spaghetti! Let's see how it likes that.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I shall battle pizza with NOS.....bring it the fuck on >

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I have to fight a salted nut.

With a salted nut..

 

[NuclearOsprey]

i'm going to get killed by fucking skittles

 

[Lt_Bromhead]

I'll have to fight a cheese and onion crisp with a rib-eye steak....

This may be one sided.....

 

[Arctarus'sCookie]

Pizza monster.


Fuck. Yes.
Excuse me while I go kill this.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

Cheesecake. FUCK YEAH!!! I don't even have to get off my ass, the cheesecake will come to me and then I'll just eat it.

 

[Dirzzit]

I knew this day would come.......BROCOLI.

 

[fangclaw]

I fight nerds with pizza.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Wow, thank god I randomly ate a bag of chips a few minutes ago. Would have been a cow. As it stands...I guess it's a potato chip.

As for my defense...I eat it again.

 

[DuskServent]

So i'm being attacked by a biscuit...and I got to defend myself with another biscuit...
Super!

 

[DarkRyter]

Oh god!

Salmon!

How could you betray me?!

AUGH!

 

[El Poncho]

Grapes, I will run into the sun and let them shrivel into raisins, they will no longer be the food I last ate and will not want to kill me any more.Wait...I'm in Scotland, well shit.