The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[aei_haruko]

And all you have to defend yourself is the thing you ate before that.

What are you fighting and what is your defense?

shrimp lo mein, I eat it, I eat it hard

 

[CScuff]

I'd be fighting against ziti & meat sauce with an all-you-can-eat buffet...Stay tuned.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Help, I'm being attacked by McDonalds!

...what else is new?

 

[thefrizzlefry]

Oh no, pasta is out to get me.
...
Uh, run, I guess?

 

[InfectedStar]

Chocolate covered blueberrys and acai berrys Vs. pickeral, mashed potatoes, and peas.

 

[gigastrike]

Maybe you should explain how a pizza goes about attacking someone.

 

[Innegativeion]

A swarm of CRABCAKES!

Luckily I can freeze them to death with a HOMEMADE ALL FRUIT SMOOTHIE!

CAPTCHA: written section

 

[Cogwheel]

I, uh...

I can't actually remember. Thanks for reminding me I haven't eaten in about two days, all the same.

 

[thiosk]

OH GOD SALMON! SALMON EVERYWHERE!

dear lord they've ALLIED WITH MACARONI
WE'RE DOOMED! DOOMED I SAY

tell my wife i l

 

[matoasters]

So I'll have to fight both bread and a mutant pig/chicken hyrid?

 

[SilentCom]

I ate some gyoza (pot-stickers). I don't think I would need the assistance of more food to fight off my previous meal. I'll just eat it all over again. Om nom nom in my belly.

Captcha: "mailist capture" - WTF does this mean? mailist sounds like some kind of bigot term against mailmen or something... and why must I capture them!?!?

 

[SilentCom]

I, uh...

I can't actually remember. Thanks for reminding me I haven't eaten in about two days, all the same.

I know how it feels, having gone several days without eating. I don't suppose you remember what you ate last? Think of battling the last meal you ate as a metaphor for going without food...

Edit: oh wait, I'm stupid, you said you don't remember...

 

[The Virgo]

Well, garlic bread isn't too threatening.

You know, being attacked by food wouldn't be bad, because you could fight back by simply eating it. Food fights back in more subtle ways. They are the masters of guerrilla warfare, waiting until eaten to cause food sickness.

Damn food! >:-O

 

[cainx10a]

A carrot salad is attacking me? time to dip that in more honey and dijon, and eat it!

 

[SilentCom]

Well, garlic bread isn't too threatening.

You know, being attacked by food wouldn't be bad, because you could fight back by simply eating it. Food fights back in more subtle ways. They are the masters of guerrilla warfare, waiting until eaten to cause food sickness.

Damn food! >:-O

Unless of course the food tears you up from the inside... that would be a horrible image. A vicious slice of pizza tearing itself out of your stomach... D=

 

[Slaanax]

I'm fighting Popcorn and Being defended by soft shelled steak taco's. I think I am safe Taco trumps popcorn anyday

 

[GodofDisaster]

I'm fighting a mint chocolate chipped ice cream cone.

Talk about one sided I can either just step on it, pick it up and throw it the bin or let the heat from my room melt it.

However since all of those options would be a waste, I'll just eat it.

 

[blue heartless]

I am fighting steamed rice with an egg roll.

I freaking love rice. And egg rolls.

 

[Pierce Graham]

So... we meet again, Pasta... It ends tonight!