The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[Kinguendo]

Monster Munch! I am screwed... there is no saving me, SAVE YOURSELVES!

 

[David9413]

So I will have to fight off noodles, with spaghetti? Doesn't seem that hard.

 

[Jovip]

I shall battle pineapple WIIITTTTHHHH
My girlfriend.
oh dear.

 

[Kinguendo]

I swear there needs to be a rule for it "if it's a thread topic then there will be a related youtube video"


Yep, pretty much that. It's food, man! They're lower on the food chain than I am, it's like asking a lion what it would do if a gazelle attacked it. The result will pretty much be the same.

Thats not the right one (although it is good), I think you mean FOOD WAR! Food War is AWESOME and completely relevent to the thread.

 

[mastiffchild]

I think I'm OK-I've got half a bowl of Cookie Crisp attacking me and a flotilla of particularly vicious fajitas for me saviours.

 

[Hugh Lovett]

Oh god! Mushrooms-on-bread!

I shall fight it with my trusty... Honey Mustard Tendercrisp Chicken Burger from BK!

 

[Carnage95]

Quick! Get a container, we need to send this apple pie to the lab!

If that doesn't work, go French fries! Attack my minions!

 

[Creator002]

So, I'm fighting a chicken sandwich with a toasted ham and cheese sandwich.

Hmm... this will be interesting.

 

[ChaoticKraus]

Fighting sour milk with a toblerone bar?

Lamest fight ever. My shirt will get stained and that will be the only consequence.

 

[Dreiko_v1legacy]

I'm fighting a steak with gravy and 4 toasted english muffins with three eggs sunny side up and 6 slices of american in half a loaf of bread, overfilled with ketchup...I like my odds.


The gravy is spicy though, so I'll have to use the bread to soak it up if I am to survive this.

 

[Atheist.]

No Broccoli-kun. Don't kill me! I summon you, Cauliflower!

 

[Vancleef]

I have to fight a bowl of müsli and a scone with a handful of peanuts...
This might get ugly.

 

[Sicram]

Oh noes! I'm being attacked by boiled eggs!

Go oatmeal porridge! *splat* Great...

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Why don't you just eat it again?

BECAUSE IT'S EVIL

 

[Superior Mind]

I am locked in mortal combat with a Mars bar. There will be blood. And nougat.

 

[Titan Buttons]

OH GOD THE HORROR

Spoiler

 

[Skaven252]

I'll be fighting Scrambled Eggs of Doom with three boiled eggs.

 

[Araksardet]

Rice pudding mixed with apple sauce.

I believe my defenses include a spoon and my gastrointestinal tract.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Rice with olive oil and 'Temporary Insanity' chilli sauce.
If that shit got in my eyes, it could probably do some permanent damage..

 

[similar.squirrel]

Rice with olive oil and 'Temporary Insanity' chilli sauce.
If that shit got in my eyes, it could probably do some permanent damage..