The Last Thing You Killed Now Wants to Go and Pick Up Girls/Guys With You
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Okay I just killed Justin Bieber in a (very,very) bad flash-browser game.
So, I think I finally found something he actually is useful for.
He can lure the girls, while I can take care of their mothers. ^^
So, I think I finally found something he actually is useful for.
He can lure the girls, while I can take care of their mothers. ^^
Going girl hunting with the Shadow Broker from Mass Effect 2 would be pretty handy...if a little creepy.
Me: Whoa, check out that blonde chick!
SB: I have checked her background. She has twelve different boyfriends at one time. She strings them along, and is an attention whore.
Me: Okay, I don't want to get caught up in that. Pass. Thanks, Mr. Shadow Broker!
SB: *grunt*
Later:
Me: Wow, look at that red-head girl! What do your files say on her?
SB: She has a humble past. She's kind. Also, she's on the Dean's List at Harvard. She's really into Kingdom Hearts.
Me: Sounds like my type of girl. I'll go talk to her.
Of course, when it's his turn to go pick up girls...
Me: So, where do you want to go to find girls?
SB: I'm only into female yahgs.
Me: Where are they?
SB: Back on my homeworld. Get your space ship ready. We're leaving right now.
Me: But...I don't have a space ship.
SB: .....
Me: Sorry.
SB: Don't get too attached to the girl. She may suffer an...unfortunate accident sometime soon.
Yeah, I put way too much thought into this, didn't I?
Me: Whoa, check out that blonde chick!
SB: I have checked her background. She has twelve different boyfriends at one time. She strings them along, and is an attention whore.
Me: Okay, I don't want to get caught up in that. Pass. Thanks, Mr. Shadow Broker!
SB: *grunt*
Later:
Me: Wow, look at that red-head girl! What do your files say on her?
SB: She has a humble past. She's kind. Also, she's on the Dean's List at Harvard. She's really into Kingdom Hearts.
Me: Sounds like my type of girl. I'll go talk to her.
Of course, when it's his turn to go pick up girls...
Me: So, where do you want to go to find girls?
SB: I'm only into female yahgs.
Me: Where are they?
SB: Back on my homeworld. Get your space ship ready. We're leaving right now.
Me: But...I don't have a space ship.
SB: .....
Me: Sorry.
SB: Don't get too attached to the girl. She may suffer an...unfortunate accident sometime soon.
Yeah, I put way too much thought into this, didn't I?
Oh boy, I get to go around and act like a deutchbag with an original thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/9.247581.9100142].
Seriously. I've seen about a fucking dozen of this threads in the last couple weeks. Are your braincells strained too much, or do you just need to follow the leader mindlessly? Either way, fucking stop it and be different. Just because the FPS market gets off with copying itself doesn't mean YOU get to do so as well.
Seriously. I've seen about a fucking dozen of this threads in the last couple weeks. Are your braincells strained too much, or do you just need to follow the leader mindlessly? Either way, fucking stop it and be different. Just because the FPS market gets off with copying itself doesn't mean YOU get to do so as well.
As long as he's not a douche while I'm trying to pick up a chick I'm fine with it.justnotcricket said:
A harpy from dwarf fortress adventure mode?
I guess that's ok as long as she doesn't keep attacking everyone and there are no dwarves running around.
I guess that's ok as long as she doesn't keep attacking everyone and there are no dwarves running around.
I should stop playing Lost Planet 2, since i dont see how me and soeme giant akrid, could pick up girls
