The Last Thing You Killed Now Wants to Go and Pick Up Girls/Guys With You

[Something Amyss]

One of the Plants from PVZ would make an interesting wingman.

 

[Omikron009]

A city guard from Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. Those guys are douchebags.

 

[teh_Canape]

well, I harvested a little sister so....

better check out for cameras

 

[glyphseeker]

dammit the spy
he's gonna steal all my catches T^T

 

[TheMightyImp]

A screaming 12 year old kid who likes Call of Duty. Erm. Uh oh.

 

[havass]

I just..demolished a few cars in Split/Second.
I guess it wouldn't be too bad to bring along a few high-end cars.

 

[Mastercylinder]

I really doubt Trypticon would be very helpful here.

"Hey baby, check out my orbital space station-T-Rex."
. . .
"Why do they run away?"

 

[Sacman]

Heavy from TF2, I'm almost afraid he'll pick up a 'sturdy' woman.

"Small women is for babies, wha babies! this is real women, Kiss Me!"

...

 

[z3rostr1fe]

Hmm... A Dwarven Thug... Uhh... Righhhhhhht.....

 

[Viper1265]

A Bloodsail pirate... A pirate would make an effective wingman right? I mean, who doesn't like pirates?

 

[jcallen]

I have to pick up girls with a squiggoth... most interesting night ever.

 

[thatguy1]

Trying to pick up chicks with a creeper? Not a good idea.
"Hey, have you met my friend here?"
*sssssssssss*
"DUCK!"
*BOOM!*
"...so you wanna meet up again sometime?"

(puts saddle on pig)

Hey baby, you want to ride my hog?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Taboo from SSBB? Um... not sure how that's going to work.

 

[ddon]

A guard in assassin's creed brotherhood. I don't know, maybe he might be good with people or he might be like those guys who glitched and kept pushing me into a building a foot away, the jerks. We will see I suppose.

 

[Zarthek]

A red spy from TF2.... I think it will be a good night, unless someone decides to wear blue.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I don't care if I'm the best wingman in the world, there's no way I'm getting darkspawn laid.

Yeah, they tend to turn the girls they do "naughty things" to into obese, pregenant, canibalistic, multibreasted monstrosities. Do everyone else a favor and kill the damn thing before things get ugly.

 

[Extasii]

Spoiler

Walter Beck!
http://luismiguelherrera.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/250px-Sir_Walter.jpg

From Fable 3
Hell yeah!

 

[WanderingFool]

Spoiler

So this guy wants to pick up some chicks? Sure... im positive the girls would love him...