The Last Thing You Killed Now Wants to Go and Pick Up Girls/Guys With You

[FeralPhantom]

Girl: "Whats wrong with your friend?"

Soulless Thrall is eating rats in the corner

Me: "He.....hes special"

 

[NotAPie]

Benny from Fallout: New Vegas.
I think I might actually win this one.

 

[Great North]

Killed a kobold in DDO. I dunno...they have the potential to be cute, if they weren't so evil and violent.

 

[TheMariner]

I'd love to go out a get girls with Jotaro Kujo. Just so long as I get the one from Antfish's abridged series. My only fear is that he might get all the women...

 

[b1zarr0]

hrm...one of those little gremlin things hiding in a barrel in Resonance of Fate....I don't like my chances

 

[Altorin]

me and my wingman walk upto a chick

I say "Hey there"
and he says "I require more minerals" as he hammers his Construct Intercepters button on his cell phone.

 

[TheSEPH88]

So my wingman is a wasp from Faery?

Damn it!

 

[8bitlove2a03]

Tavish Degroot gets all the ladies...so I guess that means I have to get the men? Damn.

 

[La Barata]

The last thing I killed was a Stormtrooper!

Lol, yeah. Everyone knows a stormtrooper can't hit the broad side of a barn; They're probably just as bad hitting on chicks xD. Come to think of it, in the bedroom, their aim could lead to trouble....

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

I'm not sure if a dragon is going to appear bad-ass or scare girls away. Maybe a bit of both, which I'd be fine with.

 

[w-Jinksy]

imperial space marine of the aurora chapter.

fucking A

picking up chicks in the name of the emperor, looks like theres gunna be a lot of "purging" if you know what i means eh, nudge nudge wink wink, nudge nudge wink wink.

 

[La Barata]

Hmm, That teenage cheerleader I just beat to death with a shovel in Postal 2 probably won't be able to get into a bar... I guess that leaves me with a Space Marine commander. Hey, the ladies love the Adeptus Astartes, am I right?

 

[Vet2501]

Somehow I get the feeling that the Human/Reaper Larvae will not be the most effective wingman in the galaxy.

 

[Meestor Pickle]

A giant Mantis, that'd be interesting

 

[TheSteeleStrap]

I just played my buddy in an XBLA game that I can't remember the name of, but I bet a rat with a sniper rifle would make a decent wing man.

 

[poiuppx]

So... I'm hitting the bars with a member of Caeser's Praetorian Guard. Grand. I knew I shoulda killed the Legate or had Yes Man toss Oliver off the dam. Curse my Speech skill!

 

[Astoria]

Hmm, a predator as a wingman...that could either be very interesting or end very badly.