The Last Thing You Killed Now Wants to Go and Pick Up Girls/Guys With You

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Dimensional Vortex

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wait....i have got to try and pick up a girl (note; i have never done it before)with....wait for it...... A MOLE RAT, yes the mole rats from fallout 3, watch out ladies *winks*
 

teh_Canape

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alright, guess I have to change it because hanging out with an 8 yr old little girl with 50s dressing, glowing yello eyes and multiple toned voice would strike some people as a being little creepy...

so I guess I gotta use the last one I really killed

so apparently, I'm gonna go pick up them ladies with a Witch...


(*phew* shit was close)
 

Fetzenfisch

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It seems my Wingman is a collector i met in the subway tunnels of post-nuclear Washington, well he had a lot of Whiskey, thats a start for picking up (and the reason why a Alcohol-addicted Bunker-Dweller gave him 2 shots in the head, one crit in the leg when he tried to run and then finished him with a hammer, that selfish basterd didnt want to sell me his booze.)
 

Railgun88

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Cool. I got a Guy from the Spetsnaz in COD Black Ops. It could work. Russians are pretty chill, and they can hold their liquor.
 

thahat

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ill be picking up girls with a sand pirate from lost planet 2 then. sçool i gues..
xept that i dont realy go picking up girls anymore XD
 

Reaper69lol

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Alright! Me and Heavy Weapons Guy are going to hit the town! Pretty awesome? I think yes.
 

Creator002

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Fable 3 - Balverine.

While I might not pick any chicks up with my cute, little puppy, no one would dare try to start a fight.
 

TilMorrow

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Damn last thing I killed was a bunch of Antlions in Gmod. Quick someone tell me if girls react to the pheromones they produce!
 

Jackle_666

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The last thing I killed was a bunch of blocks in Shatter. No idea how that would work out. The sheer logistics of it are mind boggling.
 

AngloDoom

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...I'm not sure an Italian Renaissance guard in heavy armour and wielding an axe is going to be the best wingman.
Now Ezio - there's a man you can rely on.
 

TitanAtlas

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I was playing super smash brothers, and i defeated Luigi....

So yeah screw you all, luigi is the best!!!! A goddam hero, with a italian voice? he will make all the women hot... and beyond that... HES LUIGI!!!