The Last Thing You Killed Now Wants to Go and Pick Up Girls/Guys With You

[Soxafloppin]

A sand creature from the POP:Warrior Within, i think i'd look pretty decent beside one of them.

 

[vrbtny]

inspired by the "The Last Thing That Killed You Now Wants to HUG You" thread, i came up with this!

the last villian (or indeed good guy) you killed in a video game has come back to life and now wants to go down the pub with you and pick up some attractive peoples of the opposite gender, or indeed the same gender, if you or the character is homosexual

for me i'm afraid my night is sure to be ruined, as my very previous victims were 2 anthropods the size of a london underground tunnel each that claim to be 1 insect,

Spoiler: ladies and gentelman, the gian masked insect TWINMOLD!!!!

You think you're night is ruined?
The last thing I killed was a Stormtrooper!

But the chicks dig a guy uniform!

 

[joshuaayt]

Hum. A whirlwind of blades- an NPC in Hammerfight. Now, THAT would go down well with the ladies.

 

[AK47Marine]

I last killed a deer out in the woods, I somehow think that won't work in any way whatsoever....

actually women love animals so I might be set

 

[SageRuffin]

I don't know if I wanna be seen with a robot that looked like a cross between Carnage and an OC Transformer.

I guess that why it was the Unknown...

 

[Ranooth]

Time wants to go on the pull with me? O har har har!

OT: Me and a Demoman out on the town, yeah could be a fun night, hopefully the shades he had won't make him act like Kanye West.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Spoiler: I dont think I'll get any chicks tonight then..

 

[alittlepepper]

Spoiler

I think he might be a bit too dour and unwashed and stuff to help me pick up anything. ...Not convinced guys would be out of the question though. <_<

 

[vanthebaron]

some guy on LP2...that can work

 

[monkey jesus]

Cesare Borga, dude will just want to chase his sister.

 

[T-Bone24]

Spoiler: Good luck getting in the pub, feller, let alone picking up any ladies. Aside from literally, of course.

 

[Ithera]

Grah, still stuck with the Human reaper from ME2. What does he want to pick up? fitting him in will be a *****. Can I have another wing man please?

 

[MrShowerHead]

Oh God...
Picking up girls with a Bloodsucker next to you....
Yeah, maybe I just stay home this evening

 

[Samwise137]

Still playing Left 4 Dead. Still not a favorable outcome. "Hi, I'm dead, you wanna get out of here?" Sorry, not gonna work.

 

[Mista Miggins]

TK from Dead Rising 2. He's gonna be stealing all the girls from the bar.

Damn

 

[dorkette1990]

A bubblehead nurse?! Well, at least she can take the creepier guys.... maybe I better take her somewhere dark...

 

[interspark]

I killed a "Giant Rat" in New Vegas. =[

hey, at least it's a good ice breaker

 

[interspark]

I was playing super smash brothers, and i defeated Luigi....

So yeah screw you all, luigi is the best!!!! A goddam hero, with a italian voice? he will make all the women hot... and beyond that... HES LUIGI!!!

he's LAME!! he'd just crack under the nerves and start jumping on the girls' heads!!!

 

[Reveras]

It would be interesting to pick up chicks with a combine strider.

 

[Caspertjuhh]

collectors from mass effect dont't generally attract women...