The Last Thing You Killed Now Wants to Go and Pick Up Girls/Guys With You

[Absimilliard]

I might actually do well, I last played PvP on Guild Wars, and no matter what you do in character creation, you look like a super model, so I'm not worried about not remembering who the last one I killed was. Unless it was someone's pet or undead minion... That... would be bad...

 

[Scarecrow]

The battle nun from Brutal Legend....she would get all the guys....but scare all the girls away from me.

Edit: This girl right here:

yep...thats my girl, ain't she pretty?

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

C'mon fat lava Titan from GOW3, I'm sure your not too hot for ANYBODY to handle...Look I'm sure they'll have a garden you can stand in, maybe it's the largest pub in the world c'mon!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

A tau commander eh?

Hell yes tau chicks!

 

[skeliton112]

Woo I get a heavy. Irresistible!

 

[Kiju]

...a car wants to go out and pick up both girls and guys with me? Sweet...

 

[Exocet]

I'm pretty sure my last kill was either a general,or some other horseman behind him.

Now this was a Swedish womanizing,happy drinking general that has a mistress.In uniform.
Or it could have been one of said general's trusted horse guard,while not as rich and prestigious,still have uniforms with spiffy hats.
Either way,I think I would get lucky,girls are crazy for time travelling Swedes with nice uniforms and gunshot wounds.

 

[Angerwing]

Vaegir Marksman. Hmmm. At least he's human.

 

[BlackMageBob]

Arthas should be a good wingman.

"My buddy? Oh, he is just the king of everything that has ever died. Ask him to make a skeleton dance for you."

 

[luckshotpro]

technically it was a badass spiderant burner in borderlands, but i don't see that working out too well,
i'll substitute for the last human enemy i killed, a bruiser from borderlands, in which case his big manly muscles would lure all the girls within three blocks.

 

[Wilko316]

I am NOT picking up girls with one of those massive guard things from PoP Warrior Within.

 

[CodenameBlackbriar]

So my wingman is now a Krogan battlemaster......AWESOME!!!!!

 

[Jekken6]

A counter-terrorist, hmm, probably wouldn't be the best wingman, he'd take all the chicks.

 

[moretimethansense]

The last thing I killed was the Dark Lord Sauron,
That could work.

 

[khoryos]

...The Ice Titan.
We may have a spot of difficulty fitting into bars.

 

[rosac]

The scout from TF2.

As long as he doesnt keep on saying "BONK!" and showing off his superior muscles to mine, then I will pull

rosac

 

[BrionJames]

Another soldier I've murdered with a shotgun now wants to go pick up women with me, Hell to the Yes!

 

[beefpelican]

Crap, how the hell am i suppose to pick up chicks with a bunch of grunts form halo.

Lady types like cute. I'm stuck with a bunch of assassin's creed archers, which wouldn't be terrible unless someone tried to climb a ladder near them. Puncture wounds are a big buzz kill.

 

[teh_Canape]

Or, more importantly, get really far away. Creepy little girl + going out to pick up chicks or guys = most likely a corrupting a minor charge.

not really, in case someone asks, I'll just say: "what? no, no officer, I'm just helping her find corpses to extract blood from, nothing else ^-^"

also, little kids as ladies bait was a legit 'system', right?
(never did it, only used the 'dog as ladies bait', and never worked T-T)

 

[The Gawaine]

Somehow I get the feeling that the Human/Reaper Larvae will not be the most effective wingman in the galaxy.

You are forgetting that it can indoctrinate almost any human it spends time with.

OT:: A squad of necron warriors, how fun.