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Palademon

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tomtom94 said:
Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
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I agree, your life sucks (44389) - you totally deserved it (5230)

Ah, FMyLife.com. You truly do know how to cheer me up sometimes.
Saw that one ages ago, still funny XD
 

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Dr. Whiggs said:
Master Chief has zero (zip) personality, no powers outside of a robot suit, and his pimp is a series of ones and zeros.

He is nothing.
Jaker the Baker said:
Of course, there's also the Chief's being trained since he was like 6, the surviving of hardcore chemical augmentations that only have a 50% success, the clever combat tactics, superhuman strength and speed, and winning of numerous medals BEFORE he ever donned battle armor :p
Apparently that.
 

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1. "All We Know" 3:13
2. "Pressure" 3:05
3. "Emergency" (Williams, Josh Farro) 4:00
4. "Brighter" (Williams, Farro) 3:43
5. "Here We Go Again" 3:46
6. "Never Let This Go" 3:40
7. "Whoa" (Williams, Farro) 3:21
8. "Conspiracy" 3:42
9. "Franklin" 3:18
10 "My Heart" (Williams, Farro) 3:59

It appears to be the song list for the album "All We Know Is Falling" by Paramore for a review I'm planning to write up. We'll see how well this one does.
 

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Drops of seawater patter relentlessly against the stubborn tiles below as a hairline crack in a skylight window secretes tiny volumes of the sea beyond. The flow is rhythmic, a steady drip every few seconds. Light from a blinking neon sign catches each drop as it falls on by, words painted in light reading ?Gatherer's Garden?. Beneath this sign is a machine, coloured a soft pink to mask its dark history and attract the eye of the common citizen: one of whom spots it now.
?Adam...? He grunts to himself and, relinquishing a corpse he had been scouring, drifts dreamily towards the inviting machine. A few of his desired genetic cocktails are displayed in the panels of the machine. The man scratches his last remaining tuft of hair and rests the section of brass pipe he carries over one shoulder as he inspects the problem at hand. The man is dressed in contemporary wear for the time ? a light brown sweater-vest with grime and blood stained into the fabric; a white work shirt that seems to have taken on a grey hue from years of mistreatment; a pair of plain grey trousers with damp hems around the ankles, mould creeping up the side of each leg. On his face he wears a mask, as he always has since his decline into animalistic insanity. Many believe it is to cover his shame. He insists that ?it's the latest fashion? in Rapture.
The man settles on a plan of action and, raising his trusty brass pipe, begins to beat the machine brutally. Dents appear in the frame but the machine does not give way, only continuing to sing its taunting song to him. The man wears himself out and, collapsing before his iron mistress, begins to weep.
Beyond the cracked skylight high above him ? which continues to drip water onto the man's shoulders as he cries ? the sea is abundant with life. Shoals of silver fish dart past the windows, oblivious to the carnage and chaos within the walls as a solitary whale moans its solitary cry, moving slowly through the 'streets' of the dystopia.
Meanwhile, a heated battle is taking place.
?Daddy, get her!? Cries a little girl, no older than seven as she darts into safety behind a crate. A woman approaches her, her face horrifically warped and mutilated. Her hair is dank and oily, falling over her hollow eyes and resting on a tumour protruding from her cheek. A little trickle of blood oozes from the corner of her mouth, and she wipes it away on her sleeve, pausing to inspect the stain before continuing towards the panicking child.
?Filthy girl!? Shrieks the woman, swinging a hand at the child's face. The girl cries out as she is slapped, tears rolling down her mud-encrusted cheeks. Her eyes, yellow and pale, stare up in fear at her attacker as she quivers behind her crate. The woman towers over her, raising a crowbar in preparation for a blow.
?Help me, Daddy!? Pleads the child to an unseen guardian, begging for a timely salvation from her death by her all-powerful father.
?No-one's coming to save you, urchin. It's just you, and me,? sneers the woman, her last words a cruel taunt.
The girl screams sharply, and the sound is answered by a loud roar from the shadows. Eight red lights appear mere metres to the left of the woman, and immediately charge at her. The sound of a whirring drill cuts the air and slams with devastating force into the mutant's scarred face, demolishing her skull completely. She falls to the ground with what could have been a whimper, and the red lights gaze down at her in hate, before a gargantuan boot crushes what remains of her head into the tiles.
The girl squeals in delight, and immediately clambers onto the steel shoulders of her protector ? with some assistance. They survey the room, and the hulking creature begins to march away, his beloved daughter by his side.
Outside, a single squid darts by. A shark seizes a fish in its powerful jaws and tears as it swims. Crabs scuttle along the seafloor, plant life dances in the winds of the undersea current, and the failed dream of Rapture goes unnoticed for another day by the rest of the world.

Whoah, my clipboard contains my Bioshock descriptive writing piece? That's handy, that :D
 

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Cheesus333 said:
Drops of seawater patter relentlessly against the stubborn tiles below as a hairline crack in a skylight window secretes tiny volumes of the sea beyond. The flow is rhythmic, a steady drip every few seconds. Light from a blinking neon sign catches each drop as it falls on by, words painted in light reading ?Gatherer's Garden?. Beneath this sign is a machine, coloured a soft pink to mask its dark history and attract the eye of the common citizen: one of whom spots it now.
?Adam...? He grunts to himself and, relinquishing a corpse he had been scouring, drifts dreamily towards the inviting machine. A few of his desired genetic cocktails are displayed in the panels of the machine. The man scratches his last remaining tuft of hair and rests the section of brass pipe he carries over one shoulder as he inspects the problem at hand. The man is dressed in contemporary wear for the time ? a light brown sweater-vest with grime and blood stained into the fabric; a white work shirt that seems to have taken on a grey hue from years of mistreatment; a pair of plain grey trousers with damp hems around the ankles, mould creeping up the side of each leg. On his face he wears a mask, as he always has since his decline into animalistic insanity. Many believe it is to cover his shame. He insists that ?it's the latest fashion? in Rapture.
The man settles on a plan of action and, raising his trusty brass pipe, begins to beat the machine brutally. Dents appear in the frame but the machine does not give way, only continuing to sing its taunting song to him. The man wears himself out and, collapsing before his iron mistress, begins to weep.
Beyond the cracked skylight high above him ? which continues to drip water onto the man's shoulders as he cries ? the sea is abundant with life. Shoals of silver fish dart past the windows, oblivious to the carnage and chaos within the walls as a solitary whale moans its solitary cry, moving slowly through the 'streets' of the dystopia.
Meanwhile, a heated battle is taking place.
?Daddy, get her!? Cries a little girl, no older than seven as she darts into safety behind a crate. A woman approaches her, her face horrifically warped and mutilated. Her hair is dank and oily, falling over her hollow eyes and resting on a tumour protruding from her cheek. A little trickle of blood oozes from the corner of her mouth, and she wipes it away on her sleeve, pausing to inspect the stain before continuing towards the panicking child.
?Filthy girl!? Shrieks the woman, swinging a hand at the child's face. The girl cries out as she is slapped, tears rolling down her mud-encrusted cheeks. Her eyes, yellow and pale, stare up in fear at her attacker as she quivers behind her crate. The woman towers over her, raising a crowbar in preparation for a blow.
?Help me, Daddy!? Pleads the child to an unseen guardian, begging for a timely salvation from her death by her all-powerful father.
?No-one's coming to save you, urchin. It's just you, and me,? sneers the woman, her last words a cruel taunt.
The girl screams sharply, and the sound is answered by a loud roar from the shadows. Eight red lights appear mere metres to the left of the woman, and immediately charge at her. The sound of a whirring drill cuts the air and slams with devastating force into the mutant's scarred face, demolishing her skull completely. She falls to the ground with what could have been a whimper, and the red lights gaze down at her in hate, before a gargantuan boot crushes what remains of her head into the tiles.
The girl squeals in delight, and immediately clambers onto the steel shoulders of her protector ? with some assistance. They survey the room, and the hulking creature begins to march away, his beloved daughter by his side.
Outside, a single squid darts by. A shark seizes a fish in its powerful jaws and tears as it swims. Crabs scuttle along the seafloor, plant life dances in the winds of the undersea current, and the failed dream of Rapture goes unnoticed for another day by the rest of the world.

Whoah, my clipboard contains my Bioshock descriptive writing piece? That's handy, that :D
I wish I had the attention span to read all this, but from the first paragraph it's freakin awesome.
 

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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I was trying to spam a friend who was also spamming me, so I just pasted this about 25 times until his computer froze. We had a good laugh at it.
 

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I tried pasting, but nothing happened. Does that meant that I'm wrong and will die?
 

Count Igor

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I had copied and pasted myself for simplicity reasons. Now inside a Quote.
Count Igor said:
Count Igor said:
Mechsoap said:
surely, i have all the time in the world
Well, I guess.
But I doubt I can think of them all, they'd come back to me if I saw him.
First off, if anyone knows him, tell me, and if you like him, hit yourself. Very hard.
(He's Christian.. Err. Bennet, I think. He's in Pershore High, in year 9 I think. I don't care about giving away his details. That's how much of a man I am. Grr.)

I'll just list them, and not give reasons (Unless I feel like it)
Completed: (As far as I can remember them)
He rolls up his blazer sleeves to his elbows. OH LOOK. HE'S SO COOL. I WISH I COULD BE HIS FRIEND [HEADING=2]NO! IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT! SO STOP IT![/HEADING] (Sorry)

He has his oiled hair, swept across his forehead. IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A 90 YEAR OLD. WHO'S A DICKHEAD. AND UGLY. (I tink I'll give reasons for most actually.)

Oh, I'll post this now, and I'll put the rest on after my Tea/Dinner/Supper. There should be quite a few more. Not just 2.

Continued!

He thinks he's soooo cool with his crossed arms! Oh yes, look at him, he just doesn't care does he? STOP IT! WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU CROSSING YOUR ARMS! AND YOUR SMARMY LOOKS!
Which brings me to another point
SMARMY LOOKS! Don't look down on people! Just because you've got rolled up sleeves DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE COOL!
YOU'RE NOT!

His hunch! He always hunches over! He isn't trying to, but it just annoys the hell out of me!

The way he always hangs around in a group! Do you not have one good friend, and just have to be near people to make it look like you do?!

GAAH I HATE HIM.

Oh, and probably the worst of all; The way he just copies EVERYTHING.
He has NO imagination! Anything that works with someone else, somewhere else, whether it's a joke, a personality, a stance, ANYTHING, he just does the same AND THINKS IT WORKS.

[HEADING=1]WELL IT DOESN'T GODDAMNIT. SO TAKE THAT BULLET LIKE THE PANSY MAN YOU ARE[/HEADING]

And that, dear read, is why Christian Benett/Bennet is the spawn of the devil.

Sorry for all the anger there.
 

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Join us! [http://probertson.livejournal.com/33796.html]
Jooiiinn ussss! [http://probertson.livejournal.com/34209.html]

Something I was going to post to someone who mentioned they like the various Scott Pilgrim avatars kicking about. Didn't post it because... not sure why I didn't actually.
Why I've got the whole thing copied, I can't remember.
 

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a group of vision-competencies a human being can develop by seeing and at the same time having and integrating other sensory experiences.

The development of these competencies is fundamental to normal human learning. When developed, they enable a visually literate person to discriminate and interpret the visible actions, objects, symbols, natural or man-made, that he encounters in his environment.
Through the creative use of these competencies, he is able to communicate with others.
Through the appreciative use of these competencies, he is able to comprehend and enjoy the masterworks of visual communication.


Apparently still that from yesterday.
 

TheStickman

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Serenegoose said:
fpFi6rEDrDY

That's what you get when you hit ctrl-v on my keyboard right now.
Okay, so it's the code fore a YouTube video.

You had the Drowning Music from Sonic 2.

Nice.
 

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"EA Happy to Watch Microsoft and Sony Duke it Out"

copying escapist headlines to a friend
 

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bencelot

Uhhhhhhhh...
I was posting my referral on Subvein. Gotta try it...
If you do my IGN is WOCKone.