The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

[Damien Black]

Evaporated by the several-meter long guns of an opposing space fleet after being lured into a trap alone. My crew of hundreds will die with me.

 

[imnot]

Bitten to death by bogey men in dwarf fortress adventure mode.
This is going to suck...

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Alister died when he was the only survivor of the squad.

That *****.

 

[Odbarc]

Played LoL. No deaths. I'm immortal?

 

[PoweD]

Being a fat but loyal and hardworking cop in Liberty City, shot by some drug-addict behind some buildings, due to failure to persuade him to drop his gun.

Sounds depressing.

Played LCPDFR 5 mins ago, really fun mod, especially when you played a lot as a cop in SAMP RP servers.

 

[Redingold]

Death by orgasm, courtesy of Morinth.

Y'know, I'm okay with this.

 

[Cekil1]

Smashed to death by a G-Virus infected William Birkin in Operation Raccoon. Ouch...

 

[HyperDavidovich]

I died heroically, destroying the Reapers and saving the galaxy. And seeing as how I was caught in a huge-ass explosion and vaporized pretty much instantly, there wouldn't be too much pain.

 

[SantoUno]

Getting killed by Demon's Souls Old King Doran in one hit IRL?

Fuck, wish I had Second Chance IRL!

 

[Montezuma's Lawyer]

Creepers.

It'll be quick then?

 

[chstens]

Ignore, double post.

 

[chstens]

Soooooooo..... I get eaten by a giant bug, while manning a giant railgun, that's on a train, and is in the middle of the desert.

This is going to be interesting

EDIT: whoops double post sorry

Been playing Lost Planet 2, have we? I absolutely LOVE that level. Hoping they don't screw up number 3.

OT: I was killed by a Charr shaman and two animated, burning effigies. What an odd way to go.

 

[IGGEL]

I was playing EU3 and got annexed by Spain. Not sure how that could be applied IRL.

 

[Reishadowen]

I'm going to fall twelve feet to the ground and instantly die upon impact, despite my completely being fine and in perfect health immediately prior to this.

F*cking Skyrim fall detection...@$^*#$%^*$#!!

 

[Arctodus_Simus]

Shot once in the chest with a shotgun by a mook from about a foot away, and about five times in the thighs by another with a pistol six feet away.

L.A. Noire ~ those streets are mean.....As the man says, "A black pool opened up at my feet. I dived in. It had no bottom."


The Shotgun would suck the most technically, but those pistol rounds at crotch height? Thems be worrying.....

 

[Mr Companion]

In a massively modded out version of minecraft (latest yog box) I defeated the denizens of a large pirate galleon when I decided to leave my last save before I left atop the mighty crows nest, turns out at the top of the crows nest was an elite sworsman hiding away. He instantkilled me sending my body plummeting down the length of the mast.

Oh gods im in Penzance, the homeland of pirates! Its actually going to happen! Only good news is, im gonna defeat pirates!

 

[infinity_turtles]

Standing in Sunlight. Was playing Vampire the Masquerade: Redemption. But this means I'll be turned into a vampire first, right? That's not so bad.

 

[Daniel Lundblad]

But how would I get hit by a Spinfusor?

 

[BehattedWanderer]

So, I'll hear a rustle behind me while I'm digging an expansion to my garden, a "Sssssssss", and then the last thing I'll feel is an explosion?

At least there's only a moment of dread, thoroughly mixed with that "awww, crap" feeling.