The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL
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Well, seeing as you can't die in Madden, I suppose I'm going to be derezzed while trying to do a wall run, probably to show off to some hot female programs...
Well...that's boring.
I'm going to die from jumping off of a castle.
(I was playing Mount and Blade Warband and I forgot I was on a higher difficulty, I thought I would survive the drop).
I'm going to die from jumping off of a castle.
(I was playing Mount and Blade Warband and I forgot I was on a higher difficulty, I thought I would survive the drop).
I was playing Saints Row the Third's Whored mode, and was beaten to death by a group of prostitutes wielding giant purple dildos.
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This is quite awkward.
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This is quite awkward.
slowly bleeding to death after Vamp threw a knife at me in MGS2, not great, being a blonde pansy at the same time...WORST DEATH EVER!!!
I'm going to be blown up by a succession of invisible yet colorful humanoid demon things who explode on contact while laughing maniacally.
Later on, a black guy with a white suit and briefcase will come by, pick up what's left of my remains in a paper bag, and bring me back to life through a television set that looks like it came from the 70's.
Killer7 is a weird game.
Later on, a black guy with a white suit and briefcase will come by, pick up what's left of my remains in a paper bag, and bring me back to life through a television set that looks like it came from the 70's.
Killer7 is a weird game.
