The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

[Reveras]

Great, just played World of Tanks. Check up what IS-3 is and you'll know.

 

[DirgeNovak]

Sniper rifle in GTA 4.
Well, it does have long reach...

 

[ChupathingyX]

The Hive Tyrant from DoW II: Retribution is going to perform a colonoscopy on me?

Shit!

 

[tombman888]

Does firebreath of a dragon count? please say no

if not that, then the last weapon i used were these tiny little sentient balls tat went around converting each other... I'm A-OK with this instead of anything else.

 

[holographicman]

a halo reach needle rifle
just dont fire it 3 times
actually dont fire it at all

 

[Aunva]

Erm Donkey Kong's fist...

 

[Layz92]

Well last weapon I used would be a fist. Particularly Batman's fist... kinda kinky but all things considered from other posts... not so bad.

 

[madster11]

The bow in minecraft.

Not exactly the best, but it could have been MUCH worse. I could have used the Sword, or been playing Dynasty Warriors.

 

[Ranorak]

...Shit.

Spoiler: This won't end well

 

[Neverhoodian]

Great, just played World of Tanks. Check up what IS-3 is and you'll know.

Oh you poor soul. Suddenly my predicament doesn't seem nearly as dire.

At least you didn't get an IS-7 though.

 

[Darken12]

A regular handgun. I'll be fine if they unload the bullets first.

 

[Fenra]

Would just playing as the smoker in L4D2 count? if so.... erm.... I don't wanna know...

 

[The Funslinger]

I played Angry Birds..................

What does this mean?

Will i survive?

Does the bird come out of it okay?

1. It means you bum is going to get a tad more lively.
2. Probably, but it will be an unforgettable experience.
3. I'm sorry to break this to you, but no.

OT: I last played Portal 2. So I guess it'll be the Aperture Science Hand-Held Portal Device. Now how in the hell will that work?

Same, Portal Gun. I'm pretty sure I was told not to touch the operational end of the device, though. So cramming it into my rectal cavity just seems like overkill. Then again, it could be argued that the portal gun isn't technically a weapon, so...

a gravity hammer on Halo Reach. I can only pray it's shaft first...

 

[asmidir]

Erm Donkey Kong's fist...

Bringing a whole new meaning to the term donkey punch.

 

[Mr.Incognitus]

Experimental Mirv.....

Damn you Fallout 3. I guess it was a bad time to get a mod version of it too?

 

[SillyNilly]

Samus' arm cannon..

Uh oh. I'm not liking the looks of this.

 

[Mr Thin]

An amethyst phaseblade from Terraria.

It's basically a purple lightsaber.

I'm hoping they'll just use the handle.

 

[Paradox2063]

That would be the Dragon Bone Smasher....

 

[Aunva]

*snip*

Thankfully I noticed this thread before playing as Ganondorf otherwise I feel I could be worse off :/

 

[Leole]

Assassin's Creed Hidden Blade.

Not sure if want.