The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

[Zeraki]

Me:"Um Geralt... what are you doing with those swords?"

Geralt: "Bend over, touch your toes... and I'll show you where the wild goose goes."

Me: -whimpers-

 

[Sixties Spidey]

I'm royally fucked, aren't I?

Cue Aqua Teen Hungerforce quote: This would look perfect in your....anus.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

do fireballs count?

 

[TheMann]

Hmm, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device? I'm... Well, I'm not really sure exactly what would happen. Knowing Aperture's standards of safety testing, OSHA compliance and general stance regarding the general well-being of other people, maybe I'm better off not knowing. Hopefully it'd at least advance science, somehow.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Blah. Double post. Sorry.

 

[gizmo2300]

Mordekaisers Club from League of Legends o_o Ow.

 

[LCanFlyy]

Me:"Um Geralt... what are you doing with those swords?"

Geralt: "Bend over, touch your toes... and I'll show you where the wild goose goes."

Me: -whimpers-

*Amused*
My boyfriend has been playing Witcher 2 a lot lately >:3


For me?
Last game I played was Dragon Age 2.
I'm a dual-weild rogue.
My blades aren't exactly straight... D:

 

[Baldry]

A...a grenade...I don't know...Guess I'm fine as long as the pin stays in, otherwise it's Baldrys' ass all over the walls!

 

[rokkolpo]

The portal gun...

This could work.

 

[th155]

Spoiler

...

Just please, don't perform the operation... A Steam + Steam + Steam + Lightning + Arcana beam going into my body just can't end well...

 

[trouble_gum]

Last weapon I used in a game was... ouch, a Caldari Navy Wrath Cruise Missile. Pocket rocket, these are not.

The portal gun...

This could work.

Could also end up being very messy.

 

[Mazza35]

Iron sword of Minecraft...it's jagged D:

 

[Chezza]

ah shit. I played as a Xenomorph from AvP. This will hurt.

 

[th155]

Last weapon I used in a game was... ouch, a Caldari Navy Wrath Cruise Missile. Pocket rocket, these are not.

That was almost mine... (except Scourge Fury Heavy), but then for some reason i couldn't undock, so i just played magicka...

 

[trouble_gum]

Last weapon I used in a game was... ouch, a Caldari Navy Wrath Cruise Missile. Pocket rocket, these are not.

That was almost mine... (except Scourge Fury Heavy), but then for some reason i couldn't undock, so i just played magicka...

If something had actually happened last night in EVE, it would've been an Einherji, which wouldn't really have hurt any less, but would have had the -slight- advantage of having its own pilot.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Sweet jesus, the nano rifle from Red Faction: Guerilla?!

 

[Smeg_head]

I got a short sword, sweet

 

[Kadoodle]

ASHPD. Fuck my life.

 

[Wierdguy]

Mace of Acrid Death in World of Warcraft... that shit got a lot of spikes on it... marvelous...

 

[Revolutionary]

For me it's the big sword that Sigmund gives you in Infinite undiscovery, Ouch that's gonna' be awkward.