The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

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SoranMBane

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A plasma cutter from Dead Space 2. Yeah, it's probably smaller than a lot of weapons that I could have been using, but it's so angular and it's got all those little sharp metal pieces hanging off of it... I don't want to think about this anymore. D:
 

Mauso88

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A minecraft iron sword. I just hope it's near to breaking.

The sword, not my colon...
 

Johkmil

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Seems I got off easy with the wooden sword in Minecraft, seeing what is used for colonoscopy on other Escapists.
 

pwnsore

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A time bomb, used by Zilean in League of Legends. The procedure will take exactly 4 seconds.
 

JBGigas

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Weapon?... eh, does a stick from Minecraft count? If not, then it would be Annhilator Beam from Metroid Prime 2.
 

pwnsore

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Twilight.falls said:
I was just playing Brand in League of Legends. Soo.....

Fire?

Ouch.
Good job playing LoL. Though while fire is bad, my last weapon was a Zilean time bomb. So I think you are better off.
 

MarkyJ

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800mm repeating artillery loaded with phased plasma.

I'm a minmatar battlehip pilot on eve online.
The projectile is about twice as wide as I am!

...

This is going to hurt.
 

Oisin XD

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LiberalSquirrel said:
...Oh my. I was playing Soul Calibur. As Nightmare.

Well, at least it already has an eye, so it saves you having to attach a camera too... That isn't your biggest problem, I suppose, but you gotta look on the bright side, right?

Mine was from Just Cause 2... Either the Gatling gun or the grapple shot, can't quite remember... Could have been the Gunship helicopter as well... choices, choices.
 

OddOzZy666

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Well....see you guys on the other side. I don't think I'll be surviving a Plasma Cutter blast to the colon
 

traineesword

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i was playing Locoroco. To defeat enemies in that, you make the world bounce the yellow things up to bash them... so does that make my last used weapon a planet?
 

rhyno435

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One of the giant mace blunt weapons in AC: Brotherhood. I forget what it's called (I think it starts with a "C"), but the end of it is huge.

Fun times ahead...
 

Ranooth

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Well i was just on 2K11 so does a basketball count? (I will need alot of lube!)

If not then it looks like a newly forged and sharpened silver Witcher's sword coated in poison venom is going to be used, o joy.