The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

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Gentle Dementia

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Luckily I just finished killing a man with all the equipment needed to perform a quick, safe and hygienic colonoscopy.
 

Bravo 21

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Well, it will either be a swiss army knife, which i used in real life, or a t-90 tank from bad company 2, oh dear.
 

Chameliondude

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hmm, I was playing Portal 2, does the gun count as a weapon or would it be the companion cube, either way, its gonna be a bit of a squeeze
 

FalloutJack

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Uhhh...oh crap.

*Dynamite is shoved up-*

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Damn you Kane!!
Be gentle...
 

Socius

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Last weapon? Oh for heaven's sake.
The Chopper. It's sort of a... well, see for yourselves.
 

Tsunimo

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Well, I was punching things in the last game I played, so it won't be all that bad.
Certainly not as bad as the Tank guy.
Johkmil said:
Seems I got off easy with the wooden sword in Minecraft, seeing what is used for colonoscopy on other Escapists.
Just to ruin your day, think about the possibility of splinters, better hope they smoothed the wood real well.
 

kjh242

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the fat of my hand. slapping a ***** (no offense to any female dogs or women) to death in minecraft never paid off so much.