The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

[QuantumWalker]

The Celestial Brush from Okami...I don't know how that would work though.

 

[Lunar Templar]

I started this topic a few months ago but it quickly drifted away into nothing so I though"Hey why not try again."

So escapists, pretty straight forward. The last weapon you used in a video game will now be fitted with a camera and used by your doctor to perform your next colonoscopy. So how bad do you have it?

The last weapon I used was the longbow in Dragon Age Origins......I guess i'll be walking out of there.....BOW LEGGED........get it? Yeah.

My dad is having a colonoscopy tomorrow. The timing. As for me. The last weapon I used in a video game was a rather mean looking sword.

Oh dear. This is about as close to a worst case scenario as you can get.

o.o;;; better the Ivory Longsword, then >.> well most the other ivory weapons, but still, ouch ....

that was the last weapon i used still gonna hurt like hell, that's a wide, and long blade right there

 

[internetzealot1]

Whoops, double post. Hope it doesn't mean I have to go twice.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Oh god. The hades breaching drill.

 

[AetherWolf]

A portal gun? Huh... this should be an interesting evening.

 

[TheFloBros]

The Firey Great Sword from Terraria D:

 

[dark_mist34]

Muramasa from Terraria

 

[supaflystrikes]

White Phaseblade from Terraria... Owwwwww.

 

[Bre2nan]

The Hidden Blade from Assassin's Creed

not effective, ass in a world of hurt

 

[The Stonker]

A chainsaw.
Please tell me that it won't be turned on!

 

[SeriousSquirrel]

EMP Launcher from Battlefront...painful but by far not the worst thing here

 

[Paradox2063]

Ouch.

 

[Phlakes]

Exploda from FF9. It's a...

Well-

Ouch.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Flail gun from Bulletstorm

Oh dear god...

 

[Megacherv]

All I can say is 'fucking ouch'

Either M14 EBR (real name for the M21 EBR, which doesn't exist) or SPAS-12, can't remember which

 

[phelan511]

Oh dear. The death machine from blops. Well.... at least taking a dump will be easier.

 

[jamart]

Oh god...
Oh god no...

Bioshock 2...
Big Daddy drill...

somebody hold me

 

[holy_secret]

Hmm...the last thing I used was Puffy as a throwing weapon in Grandia. Does that mean that poor little Puffy will be launched into my rectum?

 

[SuperNova221]

EVE Online. 1400mm artillery. That's the size of a VW Beetle.




Could be worse.