The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

[captaincabbage]

The M16 in Black Ops.

Could be worse.

. . . An attack helicopter from GTA4 BOGT.

. . . It couldn't be worse.

 

[Heartcafe]

Portal gun.
Well this would make things interesting XD

 

[Vrex360]

The Covenant Energy Sword.

I'm doomed.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

I started this topic a few months ago but it quickly drifted away into nothing so I though"Hey why not try again."

So escapists, pretty straight forward. The last weapon you used in a video game will now be fitted with a camera and used by your doctor to perform your next colonoscopy. So how bad do you have it?

The last weapon I used was the longbow in Dragon Age Origins......I guess i'll be walking out of there.....BOW LEGGED........get it? Yeah.

My dad is having a colonoscopy tomorrow. The timing. As for me. The last weapon I used in a video game was a rather mean looking sword.

Oh dear. This is about as close to a worst case scenario as you can get.

Can't be as bad as the guy who has to use a tank.

 

[Furioso]

Razputins giant psychic hand in Psychonauts O_O DO NOT WANT

 

[Pandaman1911]

Oh, f**k. I was screwing around with a stunstick in Garry's Mod last.
*whimpers*

 

[Kaiser6012]

...Garland's sword from Dissidia.
Any way it goes in, you know that's gonna fold up or split into two halfway in. That's gonna sting a little.

 

[Hafnium]

A crossbow from Mount & Blade - Warband.. not great.

 

[kaziard]

i summoned bahamut in ff7....i don't think he is the gentle type.

 

[Vault101]

the chaos eater from darksiders?....that sword is bigger than I am

 

[Red Rum]

Sonya Blade's laser gun.

 

[Eat Uranium]

Oh dear. The last weapon I used was a 122mm D-25T gun on an IS-2.

 

[teisjm]

Just started darksiders yesterday... so it's either the big-ass sword, the überly oversized shuriken, or that huge lazor gun i took from an angel... FML

 

[dietrichrieper]

fallout new vegas... c57 avenger....

 

[Chris^^]

A Panzerkampfwagen 35 from World of Tanks.

Oh dear Lord...

reading that just made my day, thank you sir :')

 

[T-Bone24]

Nathan Spencer's Bionic Arm. o_0

If there's one thing I don't want in my anus, it's a metallic claw.

 

[DanielBrown]

A huge sword, almost in class of the famous Buster Sword, in NIER.
I'm screwed. ;_;

 

[Alden Hou]

A Panzerkampfwagen 35 from World of Tanks.

Oh dear Lord...

what a coincidence, my su8 152mm artillery from world of tanks, gonna be painful.